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Dead Man · Apr 27, 2012

Searched for Barbie, mock, lock etc.

http://www.geekologie.com/2012/04/look-at-what-youve-done-to-yourself-ukra.php

And without make up:
http://sitchnews.com/915/human-barbie-valeria-lukyanova-without-makeup

Still horrifying.

edornob · Apr 27, 2012

Would without makeup

EDIT: DIBS

davepoobond · Apr 27, 2012

at first i thought she was a real doll... then i realized it is an actual person

Zoramon089 · Apr 27, 2012

Nightmare fuel

DonMigs85 · Apr 27, 2012

Can I touch her hair and undress her everywhere?

NotTheGuyYouKill · Apr 27, 2012

THIS IS WHAT NIGHTMARES ARE MADE OF.

Salazar · Apr 27, 2012

Dave yet to post. Must be in the shower/traffic.

Fritz · Apr 27, 2012

Puts all the other "impersonators" to shame.

AKingNamedPaul · Apr 27, 2012

I could get into that.

Sn4ke_911 · Apr 27, 2012

I'd buy that.

Count Dookkake · Apr 27, 2012

Huh.

Maybe such a thing is even possible.

Dead Man · Apr 27, 2012

Salazar said:
Dave yet to post. Must be in the shower/traffic.

LOL.

EvilDick34 · Apr 27, 2012

Does it have like a 6 inch waist, wtf?

Vinci · Apr 27, 2012

Okay. I will show this to my wife so that we can have identical nightmares.

noah111 · Apr 27, 2012

edornob said:
Would without makeup

This. But damn her body is weird;

Monocle · Apr 27, 2012

Pretty creepy TBH.

DonMigs85 said:
Can I touch her hair and undress her everywhere?

Imagination, life is your creation.

GDGF · Apr 27, 2012

I'm discovering all kinds of things about myself.

CoffeeJanitor · Apr 27, 2012

There are no words.

Brera · Apr 27, 2012

She looks hot!

[Without makeup}

hateradio · Apr 27, 2012

That is pretty creepy.

Replicant · Apr 27, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A&ob=av2e

PLASTIC FANTASTIC!

Emitan · Apr 27, 2012

If she's a real Barbie doll, then she doesn't have genitals, right? HOW DOES SHE PEE

Devolution · Apr 27, 2012

Gross.

Defuser · Apr 27, 2012

I gotta admit, I would tittyfuck out of those mammys.

Incitemaybe · Apr 27, 2012

That's pretty repulsive, was she born like that?

WAWAZA · Apr 27, 2012

would.

Seep · Apr 27, 2012

Incitemaybe said:
That's pretty repulsive, was she born like that?

Would destroy her.

SmokyDave · Apr 27, 2012

Salazar said:
Dave yet to post. Must be in the shower/traffic.

Was wanking. Now sore.

glaurung · Apr 27, 2012

Incitemaybe said:
That's pretty repulsive, was she born like that?

Of course not. Some natural talent maybe, but 90% of that is knife work.

Broder Salsa · Apr 27, 2012

Seeing as I am almost like Ken in every way possible, it's only reasonable and fair I get her.

noah111 · Apr 27, 2012

Billychu said:
If she's a real Barbie doll, then she doesn't have genitals, right? HOW DOES SHE PEE

Even worse; no nipples. DEAL BREAKER.

xbhaskarx · Apr 27, 2012

Some good comments on that site...

How much did she pay for the vacant stare surgery?

If she puts on a sailor costume, she'll be elected the next prime minister of Japan.

daviyoung · Apr 27, 2012

I don't see what's so special about this woman. There are more ridiculous looking barbie girls in the world than her.

Nlroh · Apr 27, 2012

I think she's kinda hot...

Emitan · Apr 27, 2012

WoodenLung said:
Seeing as I am almost like Ken in every way possible, it's only reasonable and fair I get her.

So you have no penis?

Sentry said:
Even worse; no nipples. DEAL BREAKER.

Gross. A boob without nipples is like... THERE IS NO METAPHOR FOR HOW TERRIBLE THAT IS

krypt0nian · Apr 27, 2012

I...I cannot look away.

Ogrekiller · Apr 27, 2012

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

edornob · Apr 27, 2012

Devolution said:
Gross.

That face. <3

dragonlife · Apr 27, 2012

I would date her so I could take her to restaurants. Her body is just... unsettling.

Socreges · Apr 27, 2012

daviyoung said:
I don't see what's so special about this woman. There are more ridiculous looking barbie girls in the world than her.

With the extremely skinny midsection, huge plastic tits, and doll-like makeup? Share.

"Nightmare fuel" is right.

noah111 · Apr 27, 2012

Oh look, Barbie has Barbie friends!

krypt0nian · Apr 27, 2012

It's....uncanny.

Broder Salsa · Apr 27, 2012

edornob said:
That face. <3

Get your hands off my waifu.

cdyhybrid · Apr 27, 2012

Looks very unnatural but still...I can get into that.

Replicant · Apr 27, 2012

Sentry said:
Oh look, Barbie has Barbie friends!

Would I sound like an animu weaboo if I say that she looks like Belldandy in "Ah My Goddess" here?

SmokyDave · Apr 27, 2012

Socreges said:
With the extremely skinny midsection, huge plastic tits, and doll-like makeup? Share.

"Nightmare fuel" is right.

Man, you must have some pretty awesome nightmares.

I second the request for more examples like this chick. For... research. A name would be nice too.

Edit: Got it, Valeria Lukyanova.

krypt0nian · Apr 27, 2012

Replicant said:
Would I sound like an animu weaboo if I say that she looks like Belldandy in "Ah My Goddess" here?

OMG you're right!

DonMigs85 · Apr 27, 2012

Now I wanna see a real-life Bratz doll.

big_z · Apr 27, 2012

we knew she was real in the other threads.... must be masturbation time.

Valnen · Apr 27, 2012

She has a pretty nice chest but I'm not a fan of girls that skinny. At least she has some hips.

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