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Kozak · Jan 11, 2012

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/4053696/Hazel-Jones-news-the-woman-with-two-vaginas.html

She said: "I was 18 before I found out. My first serious boyfriend said there was something different about me. I was trying to broach subjects to do with my sex life and things like that. And he said: 'Maybe there is something wrong with you. I have always noticed that there is this thing here' and I completely freaked out and went to go and check on it."

When a girl is born her uterus starts as two tubes, then a septum barrier should break down and one uterus forms.

And Hazel revealed she had to lose her virginity TWICE as she had two hymens - the membrane that surrounds the external vaginal opening - to break.

She said: "I'm told that if I get pregnant I've got to be careful I don't get pregnant again in the other side because you can have pregnancies that are months apart. There is an increased risk of giving a breached birth and risk of bleeding while pregnant."

Don't know what to think.

Steelrain · Jan 11, 2012

Double the fun.

Always-honest · Jan 11, 2012

That's your anus

Count Dookkake · Jan 11, 2012

Paging Dr. Cronenberg.

FairyD · Jan 11, 2012

Tag teaming takes on a whole new meaning.

joelseph · Jan 11, 2012

Treo360 · Jan 11, 2012

So it isn't being cheated on so long as I get the vagina on the right.

JumpingTheGun · Jan 11, 2012

would x 2

Baconsaurus Rex · Jan 11, 2012

Need pics asap

bud · Jan 11, 2012

i foresee a great future for her in the adult film industry.

TommyT · Jan 11, 2012

I saw a similar story (maybe the same girl? forget what she looked like) on some strange sex show on cable. Also showed how some guy has started a home business where he can 're-grow' foreskin.

But I'd heard of something similar before when I was researching if you could get a girl pregnant when she was on her period... you can, if she has to vaginas.

XANDER CAGE · Jan 11, 2012

Two women wound have two vaginas, yes.

freenudemacusers · Jan 11, 2012

DVDA is now a reality.

Ferrio · Jan 11, 2012

So.. it means both are half the size right?

SneakyStephan · Jan 11, 2012

She could make a billion dollars in porn.

Trojita · Jan 11, 2012

She said: "I was 18 before I found out. My first serious boyfriend said there was something different about me. I was trying to broach subjects to do with my sex life and things like that. And he said: 'Maybe there is something wrong with you. I have always noticed that there is this thing here' and I completely freaked out and went to go and check on it."

Reminds me of that Family Guy skit where the one girl from an 80's show said to someone "I woke up this morning and my penis was in my vagina".

And the person replied going "Your what!!!!!!!?????????"

la flama blanca · Jan 11, 2012

Jacknicholsonheadnod.gif

Megadragon15 · Jan 11, 2012

At least the if she had an orgy with 2 guys, the second guy won't get ****** *******.

Kozak · Jan 11, 2012

BigJiantRobut said:
Two women wound have two vaginas, yes.

fuck.

its 7:20am..I haven't slept all night

cut me some slack.

Cipherr · Jan 11, 2012

Does that count as two at once?

Miggytronz · Jan 11, 2012

BoobPhysics101 · Jan 11, 2012

She needs to do porn.

VALIS · Jan 11, 2012

No man will ever satisfy her.

Jme · Jan 11, 2012

*sticks it in her butt*
Her: WTF are you doing?
Me: Oh, sorry, thought it was your vagina.
*sticks it back in her butt*
Her: WTF?!
Me: Whoops, thought it was your other vagina.

Shorty · Jan 11, 2012

SneakyStephan said:
She could make a billion dollars in porn.

It would spawn a whole new fetish and the only person that could satisfy it would be her :O

PhoenixDark · Jan 11, 2012

Phonomezer · Jan 11, 2012

She must get really angry once a month.

mollipen · Jan 11, 2012

Greedy bitch. Some of us don't even have one!

Joe Shlabotnik · Jan 11, 2012

Can you imagine if she was her boyfriend's first girlfriend too? Dude would have had an end-of-Usual-Suspects moment of revelation with his next GF.

"What do you mean, 'where's the other one'?"

*condom wrapper falls in slow motion*

speculawyer · Jan 11, 2012

scy · Jan 11, 2012

joelseph said:
TP

bud said:
i foresee a great future for her in the adult film industry.

Phonomezer said:
She must get really angry once a month.

I have nothing to add here.

Always-honest · Jan 11, 2012

Phonomezer said:
She must get really angry once a month.

Or two weeks in the month

Count Dookkake · Jan 11, 2012

speculawyer said:

There it is.

/thread

B_Rik_Schitthaus · Jan 11, 2012

Bifurcated Vagina ???

donkey show · Jan 11, 2012

Shorty · Jan 11, 2012

Women has ~3.5 billion vaginas

Kozak · Jan 11, 2012

Phonomezer said:
She must get really angry once a month.

When her periods started at 14 she bled from one side and then the other.

She recalled: "That wasn't fun. I used to suffer from horrendous cramps and my periods could be very heavy. I now know that my periods were worse because I have two wombs.

.

ced · Jan 11, 2012

Klyka · Jan 11, 2012

I bet she already got million dollar offers for porn.

Could you imagine?

ChiTownBuffalo · Jan 11, 2012

donkey show said:

That's the GAF I love!

Jme · Jan 11, 2012

Two in the pink, two in the pink, one in the stink.

LiquidMetal14 · Jan 11, 2012

Several years old pic of my dog

Interesting development. Don't know how that would look like. I'm sure males have had 2 "penises" before right?

Always-honest · Jan 11, 2012

speculawyer said:

haha, nice.

wenis · Jan 11, 2012

Bulbo Urethral Baggins · Jan 11, 2012

That look on her face.
I've seen it before but never realized what it meant until now.

SneakyStephan · Jan 11, 2012

Shorty said:
It would spawn a whole new fetish and the only person that could satisfy it would be her :O

Exactly , she has the monopoly, total market control.

lol@brazzers logo, it never fit better.

Marleyman · Jan 11, 2012

Wow, I bet she got some Facebook messages from some guys around her way for this story.

donkey show · Jan 11, 2012

Found another one. I probably didn't really have to add the logo, but whatevs.

scorcho · Jan 11, 2012

does this mean i can prematurely ejaculate twice as quick?

I H8 Memes · Jan 11, 2012

She seems really pleased with herself in that picture.

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