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Has anyone here eaten glitter before?

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...with the intent to make funfetti poop?


So today on the toilet i was wondering how successful an attempt at eating (drinking because i imagine it's drier than cinnamon) glitter would be to make a funfetti-esque BM.

I imagine eating glitter can't be very good for your insides, it is like eating little pieces of plastic shards that would never leave your insides.
maybe theres edible glitter out there that dissolves over time if it isn't passed?

maybe a glitter lollipop would work to ingest it?

anyways i'd love some first hand accounts or thoughts people have on the safety of it.

it can't be THAT bad. i imagine babies have eaten a bottle of it from time to time.


side note - think how funny it would be when they do an autopsy on you and your insides are decorated for a party. even in death you'd be ready to party/joke around one last time.
 
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I actually saw on the Buzzfeed Snapchat story a few weeks back that someone actually sells glitter in pill capsules for this exact reason.

I've never done it though because I'm not a fucking weirdo.
 
I actually saw on the Buzzfeed Snapchat story a few weeks back that someone actually sells glitter in pill capsules for this exact reason.

I've never done it though because I'm not a fucking weirdo.

oh interesting will look into this. though it's buzzfeed.....
 
There seem to be shops that sell 'edible' glitter, but apparantly it doesn't do much unless you ingest 50 capsules at once, and it still isn't meant to be eaten. They just say it's edible because it's non-toxic, but it isn't very good for your innards if you ingest that much at once.
 
Glitter is the gateway drug OP. Next thing you know you'll be on cable as some reality show host watches you trying to eat a single engine airplane.
 
There is edible glitter used for cakes, macarons, and etc but your shit will still probably be brown after eating it

Unless you decide to eat the entire container of glitter on its own.. 🤔
 
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