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My sister in law has sent me a pornographic video

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As the thread title says really, I should clarify that obviously my SiL is not in the video.

My wife was on the phone to her and the SiL says 'get DS to check his phone because I've sent him a video'. I was expecting a video of her dog or her boyfriend dancing but instead it was an amateur video of a woman in her early twenties stripping off and spreading her (quite nice) butt cheeks. I'm like okayyy and I messaged back saying I'd saved for my wank bank to which she laughed.

So, best SiL ever?
 
Sesuadra said:
she is testing the waters.
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Deaf Spacker said:
As the thread title says really, I should clarify that obviously my SiL is not in the video.

My wife was on the phone to her and the SiL says 'get DS to check his phone because I've sent him a video'. I was expecting a video of her dog or her boyfriend dancing but instead it was an amateur video of a woman in her early twenties stripping off and spreading her (quite nice) butt cheeks. I'm like okayyy and I messaged back saying I'd saved for my wank bank to which she laughed.

So, best SiL ever?
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In the near future, an opportunity will present itself.
 
Yes my wife is aware of the video, she rolled her eyes and laughed.

I absolutely do not think of my SiL in 'that way', we get on well so she obviously thought I'd appreciate the video.
 
Okay, so if the person in question could charitably be called "rural American" it's not that big a thing. My peoples just think shit like that is funny. People I worked with when living down south and in the woods of NE would send shit like that just for shock value. I don't get it personally, but it may be what's going on. Or you know, fucking start tape recording every interaction you have with her or shit is going to get really real for you.
 
Deaf Spacker said:
Yes my wife is aware of the video, she rolled her eyes and laughed.

I absolutely do not think of my SiL in 'that way', we get on well so she obviously thought I'd appreciate the video.
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And she thinks you'd appreciate some other things too
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First it's random chicks, soon you'll be wondering where she finds that stuff, then you'll notice that that's her butt
 
Deaf Spacker said:
As the thread title says really, I should clarify that obviously my SiL is not in the video.

My wife was on the phone to her and the SiL says 'get DS to check his phone because I've sent him a video'. I was expecting a video of her dog or her boyfriend dancing but instead it was an amateur video of a woman in her early twenties stripping off and spreading her (quite nice) butt cheeks. I'm like okayyy and I messaged back saying I'd saved for my wank bank to which she laughed.

So, best SiL ever?
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Yeah bro, sounds like a trap to me. If it's to good to be true then it's too good to be true.
 
Des0lar said:
And she thinks you'd appreciate some other things too
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First it's random chicks, soon you'll be wondering where she finds that stuff, then you'll notice that that's her butt
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This all sounds like the plot to a softcore porn anime like Kiss X Sis.
 
Deaf Spacker said:
Yes my wife is aware of the video, she rolled her eyes and laughed.

I absolutely do not think of my SiL in 'that way', we get on well so she obviously thought I'd appreciate the video.
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OK, this is what you do. When the sister-in-law eventually proposition's you for sex, agree only if it's gonna be a threesome with your wife. She'll pretend she's not interested at first, but just go along with the chase because that's part of the fun. When she agrees, then say it's gotta involve anal, or nothing at all. Again, press the issue if she recoils - she's really down for it. Trust me. Assume your wife is already in on it.

Best case: She says yes and you're fucking two chicks in the ass at the same time.

Worst case: She has second thoughts and says no and you're in the same spot you're already in, no loss. If she rats you out to your wife, just deny it.

You're welcome.
 
Deaf Spacker said:
As the thread title says really, I should clarify that obviously my SiL is not in the video.

My wife was on the phone to her and the SiL says 'get DS to check his phone because I've sent him a video'. I was expecting a video of her dog or her boyfriend dancing but instead it was an amateur video of a woman in her early twenties stripping off and spreading her (quite nice) butt cheeks. I'm like okayyy and I messaged back saying I'd saved for my wank bank to which she laughed.

So, best SiL ever?
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Um
 
Deaf Spacker said:
In hindsight I should have realised that there'd be threesome jokes.

NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, HELL NO.
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Threesome jokes or no, it's still a really fucking weird relationship to have with someone other than your SO, let alone your sister in law. I don't think it's cool and I'm certainly not jealous lol
 
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