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Sorry GAF, but the world is going to be annihilated today.

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ElTorro

I wanted to dominate the living room. Then I took an ESRAM in the knee.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/06/end-of-world-7-october-ebible-fellowship

While our planet may have survived September’s “blood moon”, it will be permanently destroyed on Wednesday, 7 October, a Christian organization has warned.

The eBible Fellowship, an online affiliation headquartered near Philadelphia, has based its prediction of an October obliteration on a previous claim that the world would end on 21 May 2011. While that claim proved to be false, the organization is confident it has the correct date this time.

“According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away,” said Chris McCann, the leader and founder of the fellowship, an online gathering of Christians headquartered in Philadelphia.

“It’ll be gone forever. Annihilated.”

McCann said that, according to his interpretation of the Bible, the world will be obliterated “with fire”.

The blood moon – a lunar eclipse combined with a “super moon” – occurred without event on 27 September. This was despite some predictions that it would herald the beginning of the apocalypse. Certain religious leaders had said the blood moon would trigger a chain of events that could see our planet destroyed in as little as seven years time.

According to this new prediction, however, there will be no stay of execution. On the day of 7 October, the world will end.

“God destroyed the first Earth with water, by a flood, in the days of Noah. And he says he’ll not do that again, not by water. But he does say in 2nd Peter 3 that he’ll destroy it by fire,” McCann said.

The expectation of the world ending this fall stems from an earlier prediction by Harold Camping, a Christian radio host who was based in California. In 2011 Camping used his radio station, Family Radio, to notify people that the world would end on 21 May of that year. When that turned out to be incorrect, Camping revised his prediction to October 2011. That also turned out to be incorrect, and Camping retired from public life soon after. He died in 2013, at age 93.

McCann believes that Camping’s 21 May 2011 prediction did have some truth, however. That day was declared to be “judgment day” because it was actually the day God stopped the process of selecting which churchgoers will survive Wednesday’s massacre, McCann said.

Following 21 May 2011, God turned his attention to deciding which non-churchgoers to save, according to McCann. The eBible Fellowship believes that God said he would devote 1,600 days to this task – bringing us to 7 October 2015.

“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen,” McCann said, although he did leave some room for error: “Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”

So, now to the important questions:

(1) What's the last meal that you will eat?

(2) What's the last game you will play? And is it possible to beat the Uncharted Collection in the few hours that we have left? And why couldn't they wait until after the release of Zelda?

(3) Should we unban all banned GAFers so that they can participate in the last thread on GAF? And what should its title be?

(4) How stupid will Neil deGrasse Tyson look when he finds out that McCann and his buddies were right?

(5) Is it too late for the US government to send Bruce Willies to save us all?
 
Didn't Camping declare that nobody could predict the rapture after his last failure? It's like they're spitting on their "prophets" grave.
 
no crazy ElTorro gif..? what is wrong with you..? this is your last day on earth.. make a damn gif for your own thread..
 

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Still wondering what ridiculous amounts of stretching the Bible these people are doing to come up with these days.

I've lived through a lot of apocalypses this year and many throughout my life. I'll be fine during this one too.

Also, I told my girlfriend I love her a couple minutes ago so I'm okay.
 
I'm ok with this. Saves me from doing my thesis.
 
I'm somehow okay with my last potential meal being Boo Berry cereal. Here's hoping the end comes before my midterm later today and not after so I don't have to waste my time with it!
 
Clearly these people haven't watched Back to The Future 2, we have at least 2 weeks left.

Imagine how salty those engineers will be when they find out that they won't release their hoverboard next week.
 
Coco Pops are amateur hour, guys.

Chocolate Cheerios are where it's at.
 
What time is this supposed to be happening? I've just started a 12-hour shift and it'll help knowing that I won't have to work it fully.
 
The Flash season 2 has only just started and star wars isn't out yet so fuck these guys.

+100 exp for proponents of better mental health treatment
 
October 7th has already passed in some time zones. Which is the weirdest thing about doomsday predictions, they arbitrators always say the world will end relative to their time zone.

One date and time is never the same for all parts of the world lol
 
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