This isn't an appeal to social justice or anything deep. It just bugs me that there are some people who were born a certain way - can't help it - and we can just shit on them indiscriminantly publicly without any amount of tsk-tsking coming back on us.
Not looking to change behavior. Just wanna talk about it.
Here is what I've got.
1. Dumb People - If you have a low IQ, but are not technically mentally challenged, you can thank your genes and environment for a lifetime of bullshit. Every sitcom has you as the punchline. You'll make less money than almost any demographic and you didn't do shit to earn it. Oh well - haha - thats the deal.
2. Small Penis - You have a small or micro penis? No only is your dating and sex life gonna be really difficult, but you are gonna have to bite your tongue and pretend to laugh every time some motherfucker makes a crack.
3. Big Nipples - This is one area of body shaming where women have it a little better than men. Comperable to the above entry - women with nipples, "the size of dinner plates" or whatevr have to pretend to laugh at jokes at their expense. The upside is that the end of the day, I dunno that a guy has ever ended a relationship or called-off sex because of a giant areola.
EDIT: A lot of people are saying they haven't heard of this. This surprises the shit out of me. Maybe younger people are better? In my day "dinner plate nipples" and "peperoni nipples" were a go to dig for stonery types.
4. Short Men - Short men have it pretty rough. Unoriginal motherfuckers at work (in physical jobs) will take easy shots at you occaisionally and women will sometimes just dismiss you entirely.
5. Tall Women - Sexy as hell IMO.
You got any others?
EDIT:
People suggested virgins, gingers and skinny people which are all pretty damn solid examples IMO.
Not looking to change behavior. Just wanna talk about it.
Here is what I've got.
1. Dumb People - If you have a low IQ, but are not technically mentally challenged, you can thank your genes and environment for a lifetime of bullshit. Every sitcom has you as the punchline. You'll make less money than almost any demographic and you didn't do shit to earn it. Oh well - haha - thats the deal.
2. Small Penis - You have a small or micro penis? No only is your dating and sex life gonna be really difficult, but you are gonna have to bite your tongue and pretend to laugh every time some motherfucker makes a crack.
3. Big Nipples - This is one area of body shaming where women have it a little better than men. Comperable to the above entry - women with nipples, "the size of dinner plates" or whatevr have to pretend to laugh at jokes at their expense. The upside is that the end of the day, I dunno that a guy has ever ended a relationship or called-off sex because of a giant areola.
EDIT: A lot of people are saying they haven't heard of this. This surprises the shit out of me. Maybe younger people are better? In my day "dinner plate nipples" and "peperoni nipples" were a go to dig for stonery types.
4. Short Men - Short men have it pretty rough. Unoriginal motherfuckers at work (in physical jobs) will take easy shots at you occaisionally and women will sometimes just dismiss you entirely.
5. Tall Women - Sexy as hell IMO.
You got any others?
EDIT:
People suggested virgins, gingers and skinny people which are all pretty damn solid examples IMO.