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People who it's still okay to shit on for some reason

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Staccat0

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This isn't an appeal to social justice or anything deep. It just bugs me that there are some people who were born a certain way - can't help it - and we can just shit on them indiscriminantly publicly without any amount of tsk-tsking coming back on us.

Not looking to change behavior. Just wanna talk about it.

Here is what I've got.

1. Dumb People - If you have a low IQ, but are not technically mentally challenged, you can thank your genes and environment for a lifetime of bullshit. Every sitcom has you as the punchline. You'll make less money than almost any demographic and you didn't do shit to earn it. Oh well - haha - thats the deal.
2. Small Penis - You have a small or micro penis? No only is your dating and sex life gonna be really difficult, but you are gonna have to bite your tongue and pretend to laugh every time some motherfucker makes a crack.
3. Big Nipples - This is one area of body shaming where women have it a little better than men. Comperable to the above entry - women with nipples, "the size of dinner plates" or whatevr have to pretend to laugh at jokes at their expense. The upside is that the end of the day, I dunno that a guy has ever ended a relationship or called-off sex because of a giant areola.
EDIT: A lot of people are saying they haven't heard of this. This surprises the shit out of me. Maybe younger people are better? In my day "dinner plate nipples" and "peperoni nipples" were a go to dig for stonery types.
4. Short Men - Short men have it pretty rough. Unoriginal motherfuckers at work (in physical jobs) will take easy shots at you occaisionally and women will sometimes just dismiss you entirely.
5. Tall Women - Sexy as hell IMO.

You got any others?

EDIT:
People suggested virgins, gingers and skinny people which are all pretty damn solid examples IMO.
 
I have never seen anyone shit on tall women :P

Isn't there a show about it? I've personally seen tall women get the "That's a huge bitch!" treatment quite a few times.
 
2. Small Penis - You have a small or micro penis? No only is your dating and sex life gonna be really difficult, but you are gonna have to bite your tongue and pretend to laugh every time some motherfucker makes a crack.
It's not exactly great for the opposite. No one knows the struggles of a well endowed man. Hard to buy shorts/pants. Got to position yourself right when dropping a deuce. People constantly thinking you happy to see them. It's a gift and a curse.
 
I take so much crap for being thin and lanky as a guy. Like okay, I get it, you think I'm about to die and "anorexic" - keep it to yourself, geez.
No need to go around and making an illness out of the fact I was born skinny.
 
It's not exactly great for the opposite. No one knows the struggles of a well endowed man. Hard to buy shorts/pants. Got to position yourself right when dropping a deuce. People constantly thinking you happy to see them. It's a gift and a curse.

Yup. 99 times out of 100, people just assume you have a chub, even though it's hanging straight down. Learn how dicks work, brehs.
 
-- Dark skinned black people in the AA community
-- Skinny people: Saying someone should eat more is in no way a compliment nor is it funny after the 1,000th time.

that is something people can work on.

But it's not something people should feel they have to work on.
 
OP said "people"

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MLP fans

too close to furries, too many visual weirdos taking that shit too seriously, see looks like grown men watching a show made for small girls

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Yeah, but it when it comes to (guys in particular) being made out to be essentially pieces of shit once they're in their 20's or so and still a virgin, a lot of it is unwarranted and carries some bad implications.

The only people who concern themselves with the sexual escapades of a 20-something are immature man-children who have nothing to do but project their own embarrassments onto other people.
 
My wife is 5'8 and used to work in an office where the next tallest woman was 5'3 and the rest were an even five feet. They were catty as hell to my wife all the time. "How's the weather up there?"-type shit. One time she wore one-inch heels and they were acting like they were stilts. "Oh wow you're soooo much taller!"

One of the 5'0 women in particular was really flirty to all men and got around a lot and she would, often for no reason, talk about how men only want short women.

I'm 6'1 and would be happy as hell if my wife could grow taller. She would hate it, though.

Our newborn daughter is currently in the 98th percentile for height and my wife is already saying "she's gonna have it rough as a tall girl."
 
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