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Servbot24
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(05-24-2013, 05:24 PM)

Originally Posted by shanshan310

Gagging is possibly the least romantic of all the finishes.

just eat plenty of pineapple. my lady loves it :>
Wanace
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(05-24-2013, 05:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sane_Man

I tried my best.

So awesome.
FyreWulff
I Spit Hot Fyre
(05-24-2013, 05:26 PM)
A setup more convoluted than trying to get an A-10 Warthog off the ground.
Linsies
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(05-24-2013, 05:30 PM)
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OP creeps me out. If my husband did that to me, I'd be seriously confused and creeped out.

Switching gears doesn't require that much of a production or that much thought.

EDIT:

Originally Posted by Sane_Man

I tried my best.

Oh my gosh! That is the funniest and creepiest thing I've heard in a while!
GungHo
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(05-24-2013, 05:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by shanshan310

Gagging is possibly the least romantic of all the finishes.

I live for that uncomfortable scramble to the sink... her hand clutching at her lower lip... the cat tripping her while she tries to run, causing some leak out of her, leading to her saying "uumh shhhhit", which causes even more to escape and force her to duck even more in a futile attempt to not get any on the carpet... finished up by a hacking cough, spitting, and then the running of water. Mmmmmhmmm, who loves ya, baby.
Alcotholic
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(05-24-2013, 06:00 PM)
Welp.
This thread... Where to I even begin?
Amazing things happened.
Pau
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(05-24-2013, 06:01 PM)
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OP, I tried your routine out. My boyfriend responded by hiding under the pillows. What am I doing wrong??
Broder Salsa
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(05-24-2013, 06:10 PM)
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I just stick it I really
StalkerUKCG
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(05-24-2013, 06:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by JustHadToJoin

-snip-

This is completely freaky, "Hey babe, Wanna fuck?"
LabouredSubterfuge
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(05-24-2013, 06:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by shanshan310

Gagging is possibly the least romantic of all the finishes.

She tends not to gag if she enjoys the taste :)
Menelaus
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(05-24-2013, 06:19 PM)
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Dog

Peanut butter on taint

shortyme
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(05-24-2013, 06:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by GungHo

I live for that uncomfortable scramble to the sink... her hand clutching at her lower lip... the cat tripping her while she tries to run, causing some leak out of her, leading to her saying "uumh shhhhit", which causes even more to escape and force her to duck even more in a futile attempt to not get any on the carpet... finished up by a hacking cough, spitting, and then the running of water. Mmmmmhmmm, who loves ya, baby.

What the fuck is this? I don't know whether or not to laugh.

Originally Posted by LabouredSubterfuge

She tends not to gag if she enjoys the taste :)

This.
The Real Napsta
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(05-24-2013, 06:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by Magilla

Mine involves a counter-clockwise swirl.

lmao
JustHadToJoin
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(05-24-2013, 06:48 PM)
Fuck I can't even bring myself to listen to that Dramatic Reading past the first line. Honestly is that how badly that post came across?

Originally Posted by Pau

OP, I tried your routine out. My boyfriend responded by hiding under the pillows. What am I doing wrong??

I mean are you gay? otherwise it would be the deep voice that turned him off..

Originally Posted by shanshan310

Well this thread really went places.

I'm kind of curious about this too. The clean up is always a little bit mood ruining, it would be great to go straight from sex to snuggles.

Really just wanted to compare my clean up with others before I got a little to into making the thread. Seems like most people send their girls to the toilet to let it flow
Indrid Cold1
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(05-24-2013, 06:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sane_Man

I tried my best.

Originally Posted by GungHo

I live for that uncomfortable scramble to the sink... her hand clutching at her lower lip... the cat tripping her while she tries to run, causing some leak out of her, leading to her saying "uumh shhhhit", which causes even more to escape and force her to duck even more in a futile attempt to not get any on the carpet... finished up by a hacking cough, spitting, and then the running of water. Mmmmmhmmm, who loves ya, baby.

Holy hell both of these posts killed it.
.GqueB.
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(05-24-2013, 07:23 PM)
We just fuck man.
depths20XX
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(05-24-2013, 07:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by GungHo

I live for that uncomfortable scramble to the sink... her hand clutching at her lower lip... the cat tripping her while she tries to run, causing some leak out of her, leading to her saying "uumh shhhhit", which causes even more to escape and force her to duck even more in a futile attempt to not get any on the carpet... finished up by a hacking cough, spitting, and then the running of water. Mmmmmhmmm, who loves ya, baby.

I don't understand girls who spit. If you're holding it in your mouth long enough to go spit it somewhere you're gonna taste it more than you would if you'd just swallow it.
Pau
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(05-24-2013, 07:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by JustHadToJoin

I mean are you gay? otherwise it would be the deep voice that turned him off..

I didn't include the deep voice part. Maybe that's what I was missing? :P

Originally Posted by depths20XX

I don't understand girls who spit. If you're holding it in your mouth long enough to go spit it somewhere you're gonna taste it more than you would if you'd just swallow it.

Eh, for me the problem isn't the initial taste but rather the after-taste/feeling in my throat after swallowing.
The Anti-Monitor
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(05-24-2013, 07:36 PM)
It's an acquired taste.

But I never thought it was bad. *shrug*
Nezumi
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(05-24-2013, 08:06 PM)
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Originally Posted by depths20XX

I don't understand girls who spit. If you're holding it in your mouth long enough to go spit it somewhere you're gonna taste it more than you would if you'd just swallow it.

This. Down with it like a shot.

Originally Posted by Pau

Eh, for me the problem isn't the initial taste but rather the after-taste/feeling in my throat after swallowing.

Good thing I always have a little bottle of water ready at hand.
someday
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(05-24-2013, 08:33 PM)
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Originally Posted by GungHo

I live for that uncomfortable scramble to the sink... her hand clutching at her lower lip... the cat tripping her while she tries to run, causing some leak out of her, leading to her saying "uumh shhhhit", which causes even more to escape and force her to duck even more in a futile attempt to not get any on the carpet... finished up by a hacking cough, spitting, and then the running of water. Mmmmmhmmm, who loves ya, baby.

Originally Posted by shortyme

What the fuck is this? I don't know whether or not to laugh.

I laughed. Hard. The "who loves ya, baby" at the end did it.
Harry Potter
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(05-24-2013, 08:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by HP_Wuvcraft

Have you been here long?

I have. What's your point?
vladdamad
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(05-24-2013, 09:02 PM)

Originally Posted by Menelaus

Dog

Peanut butter on taint

lol is this from that french fisting documentary?
Menelaus
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(05-24-2013, 09:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by vladdamad

lol is this from that french fisting documentary?

shanshan310
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(05-25-2013, 02:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by LabouredSubterfuge

She tends not to gag if she enjoys the taste :)

Well I do not enjoy the taste.

Originally Posted by Pau

OP, I tried your routine out. My boyfriend responded by hiding under the pillows. What am I doing wrong??

Did it lead to more sex eventually though?

Originally Posted by Pau

Eh, for me the problem isn't the initial taste but rather the after-taste/feeling in my throat after swallowing.

Same here. All these dudes talking about how girls should swallow have probably never tried it >.>
shortyme
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(05-25-2013, 02:43 AM)
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Originally Posted by shanshan310

Well I do not enjoy the taste.

Have him change his diet?
malfcn
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(05-26-2013, 08:14 AM)
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The reading was great. Sounded like it was the last rites from a psycho for someone in their basement.

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