2. clic on video
3. wait for it to load
That's how my daily sex routine goes.
Yep. One of us usually says, "You wanna fuck?"
I just usually say "do you want to have sex sometime in the next few hours." I'm married, it's not some puzzle that needs to be solved.
Then it's kissing, fondling, blowjob, cunnilingus, fucking. Sometimes bits get left off, sometimes we do it in a different order, but that's the standard meal plan.
This is by no means a routine. It's different every time. There's just no elaborate preparation. Chemistry between two people means you don't have to trick each other into sex with some subtle ploys.
As for after, sometimes we use towels, but usually we clean ourselves up in the bathroom. She tends to go first since the majority of the mess is on her when we're done.
Maybe I wrote too much in the OP so people skimmed a bit. I'm not over thinking anything. I just thought about my past and noticed some "steps" or "tactics" or whatever you want to call them that I usually use and wrote em down.
Hahahaha wut? Way too much overthinking. It's an intuitive thing you can just sense when they want to have sex. One thing I do like to do is pick up my girl and carry her to my bed like a caveman.
thought y'all would too LOL
I promise things I have no intention of ever doing.
We go out for a late lunch, I packed up the picnic basket the night before.
As the sun sets, we look into each others eyes. I begin to chew the fish sticks with my mouth open.
I tell her that sweater looks awful on her. She begins to lose interest.
I pretend to choke on a mouthful of Cheetos.
After she gives me CPR, I suggest we go to the Holiday Inn. It's right up the street.
I need to stop at the Walgreens on the way to pick up my prescription. And dog food.
She waits in the car.
We finish checking in, but only after she agrees to pay for half the room. It's only fair.
As we climb the stairs to our sensual love grotto, I get that funny feeling, that rush of exhilaration...and shame.
I need to change my pants. And get a refund for the room.
She looks upset about something.
I ask for a ride to IHOP.
With each syrupy bite, I am VERY satisfied.
I'll start to speak more forcefully, personally, and interact more directly. For example, should she ask, "you know what I wanted earlier today?" my response isn't, "what?" My response is (remembering to pause for 1/2 - 1.5 seconds) "tell me what you wanted" with direct eye contact and stroking the bass.
"Goddamn that was awesome."
*cleanup in the bathroom and she has to pee because bladder infections*
"Wanna snuggle on the couch and watch TV?"
The spoken lines can be said be either one of us. Married sex is simple sex and best sex.