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Wario64
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(05-17-2013, 02:59 AM)
Taken from the Super Metroid OT Thread, courtesy of mullet2000



Dragoon En Regalia
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(05-17-2013, 02:59 AM)
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Pauly for President 2016.
Neiteio
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(05-17-2013, 03:00 AM)
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"y cant metroid crawl," XD
VertPin
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(05-17-2013, 03:00 AM)
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This is sad..
kinggroin
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(05-17-2013, 03:00 AM)
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...what!?
ViewtifulJC
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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"WHAT DO YOU DO AT THIS BRIDGE PLS HELP?????"
neoemonk
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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This game is a stupid sci-fi Castlevania rip off anyway.
darkside31337
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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This is pretty hilarious, honestly kind of charming
RoboPlato
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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"y can't metroid crawl" is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Holy shit.

Also, this is exactly why we don't get games designed like Super Metroid any more.
IceDoesntHelp
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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Jesus christ on a stick.
thecouncil
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by VertPin

This is sad..

not really.
Holy Order Sol
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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Not sure if serious.
Risette
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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well why cant it crawl
Sophia
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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Exploring is hard, folks! :\
erpg
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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Game obviously wasn't focus tested enough.
YuriLowell
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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Modern gaming.
Chie Satonaka
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(05-17-2013, 03:01 AM)
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Originally Posted by Neiteio

"y cant metroid crawl," XD

Halo beat Metroid up too much and now his legs don't work for crawling :(
elostyle
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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It's sweet to see how many people get to play it for the first time now.
Dragoon En Regalia
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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This is what happens in a CoD generation, guys: kids can't crawl when they're age 8.

Y'know, it's genuinely sad. :(
Talamius
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
Gamers are so used to handholding. It's sad.
GMN
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suddenly, modern game design makes sense
BlackJace
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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Bunch of babbys
SolsticeZero
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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This is fucking hilarious. It really goes to show that older games really needed more critical thinking and problem solving.
mullet2000
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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Wow I'm internet famous.

Two more:

Edit: I see the two more are already up there!
TomcatTheLion
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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Truly a sad sight to behold.
Neiteio
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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Zebes can be a bit obtuse at times, but I'm more amused by Pauly calling Samus "Metroid" than anything else. Not hating, I just find it cute. XD
BroBuzz
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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Not Super Metroid but...

Infernal Monkey
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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But how can this be, Julle - NBloggen has apparently played the game a million times!
Ocaso
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(05-17-2013, 03:02 AM)
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Most of these can't be real, can they?
pa22word
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(05-17-2013, 03:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by thecouncil

not really.

Yeah, it really is.
ohlawd
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(05-17-2013, 03:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Ocaso

Most of these can't be real, can they?

when modern games are mostly "hold left stick up" and "follow that green arrow".... yeah, it's real.
GaussTek
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(05-17-2013, 03:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by neoemonk

This game is a stupid sci-fi Castlevania rip off anyway.

Wait... what?

Are you one of the guys who wrote off one of those questions? xD
SolidSnakex
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(05-17-2013, 03:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Solstice

This is fucking hilarious. It really goes to show that older games really needed more critical thinking and problem solving.

It's a good example of what going through a generation of hand holdings, ultra linear levels and constant tutorials can do.
Dragoon En Regalia
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(05-17-2013, 03:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

But how can this be, Julle - NBloggen has apparently played the game a million times!

I heard you complete the game when you escape the space station.
Anustart
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(05-17-2013, 03:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by mullet2000

Wow I'm internet famous.

Two more:

Those two are the best simply because they JUST got the morphball.
ViewtifulJC
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(05-17-2013, 03:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by BroBuzz

Not Super Metroid but...

That $0.30 real broke ya, my nigga? The struggle is real, ya'll
Kade
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(05-17-2013, 03:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by BroBuzz

Not Super Metroid but...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Slate Soda
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(05-17-2013, 03:05 AM)
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Pretty sure some of you are laughing at little kids, like "y can't metroid crawl" kid. You should all be ashamed.
kittens
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Nintendo is doomed, humanity is doomed, we're all doomed.
backlot
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Originally Posted by BroBuzz

Not Super Metroid but...

Oh, wow. Miiverse posts sure are the best.

Originally Posted by ViewtifulJC

That $0.30 real broke ya, my nigga? The struggle is real, ya'll

Believe it or not, SMW is actually $8.
Last edited by backlot; 05-17-2013 at 03:07 AM.
GulAtiCa
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Just wait till they get to the first "dash" room! you know, the one that locks the door behind you and makes you stuck unless you remember how to dash. :lol
nintendoman58
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(05-17-2013, 03:05 AM)
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Oh this thread is going to go places. Wonderful places.

I love how one of them pauses to show frustration.

How do you open these .... DOORS!
DigiMish
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(05-17-2013, 03:06 AM)
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It's not sad at all - it simply illustrates the difference between older, more challenging games that don't really give you any indication of whether you have the proper capability to go somewhere or not and newer games that guide and help you along the way.
Dion Blaster
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(05-17-2013, 03:06 AM)
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Do they think that if they move to the left they will fall and die? I'm pretty sure Super Metroid has zero "fall to your death"s in the entire game.
EmCeeGramr
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(05-17-2013, 03:06 AM)
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Wait a few days until they get to the crumbling block bridge.

And then a week or so when they get to the Maridia tube (which is stupid bullshit)
73V3N
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(05-17-2013, 03:06 AM)
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Originally Posted by BroBuzz

Not Super Metroid but...

Wow....
Talamius
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(05-17-2013, 03:06 AM)

Originally Posted by udivision

s metroid a girl?

halo's girlfriend
Colonel Mustard
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(05-17-2013, 03:06 AM)
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You mean people using Miiverse for it's intended purpose is sad?
LiK
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i want to taste their bitter tears.

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