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Bobo Dakes
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(10-07-2017, 02:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by nintendork666

She's flirting dude

Reverse the sexes and this turns into a completely different thread.
VenomousCoffee
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(10-07-2017, 02:45 PM)
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My hot take is that taking non-consensual pictures of a co-worker is harassment.
Mahonay
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(10-07-2017, 02:45 PM)
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Last edited by Mahonay; 10-07-2017 at 02:48 PM.
Alligatorjandro
(10-07-2017, 02:45 PM)
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Sounds like shes one of those perverts.
NeoGold123
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(10-07-2017, 02:48 PM)
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Well this thread has certainly...evolved. Wtf at everything. Simply wtf.
Despera
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(10-07-2017, 02:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

CoworkerGAF I don't know what to think about this. I take naps instead of a lunch sometimes.

This has happened a few times already and I'm conflicted because I like this person. Almost have a little crush on her too.

Not the biggest fan of people doing things while I'm unconscious though. Am I overreacting?

What's the weirdest thing you deal with from coworkers?

How do I know this is a thing? She walks up to me after I wake and shows me.

People do stuff like this sometimes. It's no big deal and kinda cute.

Don't worry about it.
TetraGenesis
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(10-07-2017, 03:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bandini

Oh shit so this thread is actually about you not being single and feeling guilty for having thoughts about a co-worker? Bury that deep, man

My coworker turns me on when I'm awake

CoworkerGAF I don't know what to think about this.

What's the weirdest thing you deal with from coworkers?
NervousXtian
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(10-07-2017, 03:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

GAF has some amateur ass wannabe writers on here. Got your pentagod script up in Word?
kubev
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(10-07-2017, 03:34 PM)
I'd suggest inquiring with your significant other about polyamorous relationships to gauge her level of interest. If she's into it, then you've got more options. Hell, it may even help with the manager who's into your nipples...if you're into that.
K.Jack
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(10-07-2017, 03:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Yeah now I think this whole thread is all bullshit. Way to overdo it and take us into fantasy land.
Violet_0
(10-07-2017, 03:43 PM)
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what's that freak place you work at, smh

my boss just greets me with a handjob, like a normal human being
Last edited by Violet_0; 10-07-2017 at 03:45 PM.
Alter_Fridge
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(10-07-2017, 03:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by Violet_0

what's that freak place you work at, smh

my boss just greets me with a handjob, like a normal human being

I lolled
Dre
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(10-07-2017, 03:55 PM)
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Originally Posted by K.Jack

Yeah now I think this whole thread is all bullshit. Way to overdo it and take us into fantasy land.

You even missed some parts of his "story":

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Working on that through vacations. I'm an idiot though.

I booked the same type of room that damn Vegas shooter used in Mandalay Bay a week before it happened. Now it's just going to be awkward.

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Some things i don't ask why. Like the time she said she believes the lizard men are real. I fear encroaching further sometimes.

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

one of those IS HR =/


Lizard people, Mandalay Bay and the nipple pincher is apparently from HR ... OP's story has it all.
Beartruck
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(10-07-2017, 03:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by Violet_0

what's that freak place you work at, smh

my boss just greets me with a handjob, like a normal human being

Just a handie? You need to demand some knob slobbering in your next yearly performance review.

Also, for the people calling bullshit, maybe OP is the next Fabio and everyone in the office is desperate to get in his pants.
Last edited by Beartruck; 10-07-2017 at 04:01 PM.
Replicant
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(10-07-2017, 04:04 PM)
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Yeah, now that I read about his other comments, OPs story went from believable to crazy fiction whereby everyone in his office is serial sexual offender or some sorts.
Rest
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(10-08-2017, 08:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Not the biggest fan of people doing things while I'm unconscious though.

This is at odds with the fact that you go to sleep at work.
IchigoSharingan
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(10-08-2017, 08:24 AM)
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Well there's a couch in the break room. What do you want me to do, not sleep in it?
God Dayumm
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(10-08-2017, 08:32 AM)

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Well there's a couch in the break room. What do you want me to do, not sleep in it?

Is that where the interviews take place?
FUME5
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(10-08-2017, 09:06 AM)
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My main takeaway is that you are letting some dude bite you and tweak your nipples.
dofry
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(10-08-2017, 09:25 AM)
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Edit: fck! How do i post an image correctly ona phone from abload?
TheOGB
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(10-08-2017, 09:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Originally Posted by TesUsa

Wow Id be so uncomfortable at work...isnt there HR or som thing you can report that to

one of those IS HR =/

wh-what the hell

this can't be real
Mortemis
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(10-08-2017, 10:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by BassForever

If she makes you uncomfortable ask her to stop

If she doesn't talk to your boss/hr person

That really should be the end of the issue

You missed the part where OP said his boss/he person is sexually harassing him.

Like holy shit. Do something about that first OP.
eso76
(10-08-2017, 10:54 AM)
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Omg so creepy ! report her ! She's harassing you !

My God how socially inept have people become.

She thinks you're cute or funny.
Tell her she can watch you sleep all she wants if she comes over for the night.
Kadey
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(10-08-2017, 11:56 AM)
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It's a sign of marriage.
Stop It
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(10-08-2017, 12:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by eso76

Omg so creepy ! report her ! She's harassing you !

My God how socially inept have people become.

She thinks you're cute or funny.
Tell her she can watch you sleep all she wants if she comes over for the night.

The irony of pointing out someone's ineptitude while not bothering to read beyond the OP...

The OP is in a relationship, this isn't on the table. Also apparently the guy works at a place where mid level sexual harassment is a thing. Or works at a rugby club.

Either way, the OP claiming that they aren't flirting with this other person, while it it clear that they're doing so, is a common defence of someone who thinks the grass is greener. It probably isn't and I'd be careful about leading this other person on. If they think you're playing along with things like this, they're probably into you.
Skyball Paint
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(10-08-2017, 12:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Violet_0

what's that freak place you work at, smh

my boss just greets me with a handjob, like a normal human being

Can't trust a man who doesn't give a firm handjob imho.

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