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Daffy Duck
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(10-07-2017, 08:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Iím not buying this at all.

I mean really?
Pila
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(10-07-2017, 08:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Fantastical

I'm just jealous people can fall asleep so damn easily.

Yeah, I really wish I was the same.

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Dude, wtf lol what's this place.
striferser
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(10-07-2017, 08:51 AM)
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Only one way to go OP.
Invite your significant other to the office and let them fight it out...

Come on, just laugh it off, and tell her about your current girlfriend.

As for the warehouse manager, tell him to cut it our or go straight to HR.
Johnny Cage In The Shower
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(10-07-2017, 08:51 AM)
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I think the OP works in an underground gay mob warehouse, but he doesn't know it!
Doomshroom
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(10-07-2017, 09:04 AM)
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just ask her out, if she says no then quit the job.
mrklaw
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(10-07-2017, 09:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by Johnny Cage In The Shower

I think the OP works in an underground gay mob warehouse, but he doesn't know it!

I think the reveal is at the end of season 1
Bold One
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(10-07-2017, 09:11 AM)
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A power nap does me wonders, but I do those on the park bench.

Originally Posted by wandering

Did you miss the part where the manager squeezes his nipples?

Last edited by Bold One; 10-07-2017 at 09:17 AM.
TesUsa
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(10-07-2017, 09:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Wow Iíd be so uncomfortable at work...isnít there HR or som thing you can report that to
stryker1138
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(10-07-2017, 09:40 AM)
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This all feels like viral marketing for a reboot of The Office or something.
Agent_ShortBus
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(10-07-2017, 09:43 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

I can believe this might actually happen because where I work theres an older lady probably in her late 60s who comes up on people from behind and hugs you for like 20 seconds then she proceeds to pull out $5 from her fanny pack and hands it to you. I put up with the uneasy hug cause $5 is $5. Theres also this overly friendly customer who likes touching you when he speaks, usually its a hand on the shoulder for too long or an arm grab and hold. Sometimes though he'll notice your hands on the counter and puts his hand on top and just kinda leaves it there while he talks.
Hoo-doo
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(10-07-2017, 09:53 AM)
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Napoing at work sounds ridiculous to me. Just can't even imagine it.

If I caught a coworker napping i'd probably assume it was unintentional and perhaps snap a funny picture myself. But that's solely because i'm so baffled by the idea of seeing sleeping people at my job.
TurtleSnatcher
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(10-07-2017, 10:04 AM)
Our office has dedicated nap rooms that you can book to take nap rooms in.


People get in trouble for trying to sneak meetings in those rooms.
kromeo
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(10-07-2017, 10:07 AM)
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Napping is horrible for me, I feel like absolute shit when I wake up. It has to be a full sleep or nothing at all
daveo42
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(10-07-2017, 10:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Just be honest with us OP. You're a fluffer at a porn studio.
TesUsa
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(10-07-2017, 10:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by kromeo

Napping is horrible for me, I feel like absolute shit when I wake up. It has to be a full sleep or nothing at all

Yea Iím the same way. My wife can nap and wake up fine but I become groggy and feel like shit. If I sleep at all it has to be for at least 6 hours.
texhnolyze
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(10-07-2017, 10:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by kromeo

Napping is horrible for me, I feel like absolute shit when I wake up. It has to be a full sleep or nothing at all

20-30 minutes is the optimal time for naps. More than that, your body will enter deep sleep mode and you'll feel horrible when wake up.
darkwing
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(10-07-2017, 10:17 AM)
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daw this is cute and sweet
Mendrox
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(10-07-2017, 10:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

I'm in a loving committed relationship. I'm not going to throw away what I've built with that person.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

.....shit. That didn't sound good at all.

subbed.
sirap
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(10-07-2017, 10:40 AM)
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Don't be surprised OP if she already has a pillow with you printed on it.
TesUsa
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(10-07-2017, 10:42 AM)
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Also, co worker is very likely attracted to you
clay_ghost
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(10-07-2017, 10:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by Agent_ShortBus

I can believe this might actually happen because where I work theres an older lady probably in her late 60s who comes up on people from behind and hugs you for like 20 seconds then she proceeds to pull out $5 from her fanny pack and hands it to you. I put up with the uneasy hug cause $5 is $5. Theres also this overly friendly customer who likes touching you when he speaks, usually its a hand on the shoulder for too long or an arm grab and hold. Sometimes though he'll notice your hands on the counter and puts his hand on top and just kinda leaves it there while he talks.

What.

Where.... Where are you working at,
What are you working for?
Oberon
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(10-07-2017, 10:48 AM)
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Originally Posted by Earthbound64

"GAF, this woman I like keeps embracing me and kissing me. I don't know how to take that. Maybe it's just a joke?"

You people act like that means anything. Some women just act like that for no reason ( and get mad when you ask them to stop)

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Wait, this happens during work and you choose to make a thread about the woman that takes photos while you sleep?
TheLegendaryDarkKnight
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(10-07-2017, 10:52 AM)
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Jesus , pictures whilst you sleep? Nipple squeezing? wtf is going on.
Discotheque
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(10-07-2017, 10:54 AM)
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its a sort of flirting challenge. she wants you to escalate.

take pictures of her whenever she goes to the bathroom and show her after

don't do this
MrS
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(10-07-2017, 10:57 AM)
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Wait until she does it again then take her phone off her and punt it in to the Atlantic ocean.
texhnolyze
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(10-07-2017, 11:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by darkwing

daw this is cute and sweet

Keep on reading. Cheating is not sweet at all.
Jumeira
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(10-07-2017, 11:11 AM)

Originally Posted by Buttonbasher

Where do you work that you get to sleep?

AirBnB?
Jimmyfenix
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(10-07-2017, 11:28 AM)
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OP is trolling if not America is more crazy than I realised.
Dehnus
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(10-07-2017, 11:35 AM)

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

CoworkerGAF I don't know what to think about this. I take naps instead of a lunch sometimes.

This has happened a few times already and I'm conflicted because I like this person. Almost have a little crush on her too.

Not the biggest fan of people doing things while I'm unconscious though. Am I overreacting?

What's the weirdest thing you deal with from coworkers?

How do I know this is a thing? She walks up to me after I wake and shows me.

1. Your at work
2. She doesn't report you to your boss, but shows you the picture
3. She is obviously trying to be friends with you if not more.
4. ASK HER OUT ALREADY JEEEZ! How much clearer must she make it! :P. At worst you'll be friends that go out to eat a few times a year.
Ishan
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(10-07-2017, 11:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

CoworkerGAF I don't know what to think about this. I take naps instead of a lunch sometimes.

This has happened a few times already and I'm conflicted because I like this person. Almost have a little crush on her too.

Not the biggest fan of people doing things while I'm unconscious though. Am I overreacting?

What's the weirdest thing you deal with from coworkers?

How do I know this is a thing? She walks up to me after I wake and shows me.

Yes you are she us just making fun of you . Also unlike other posters on this topic im not convinced she like likes you either . She def is friendly enough . It's a joke . Don't overthink it . I would take a pic of my friend napping just to make fun of him/her
MThanded
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(10-07-2017, 11:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by Agent_ShortBus

I can believe this might actually happen because where I work theres an older lady probably in her late 60s who comes up on people from behind and hugs you for like 20 seconds then she proceeds to pull out $5 from her fanny pack and hands it to you. I put up with the uneasy hug cause $5 is $5. Theres also this overly friendly customer who likes touching you when he speaks, usually its a hand on the shoulder for too long or an arm grab and hold. Sometimes though he'll notice your hands on the counter and puts his hand on top and just kinda leaves it there while he talks.

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Last edited by MThanded; 10-07-2017 at 11:46 AM.
Ishan
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(10-07-2017, 11:44 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Wtf . And you make a post about some girl you like taking pictures when you sleep ? . Wtf op . Your workplace is fucked up. The girl taking pics fucking marry her she's the most normal person at work it seems

Edit this can't be real ... This has to be a sarcastic post
Boem
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(10-07-2017, 11:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by Agent_ShortBus

I can believe this might actually happen because where I work theres an older lady probably in her late 60s who comes up on people from behind and hugs you for like 20 seconds then she proceeds to pull out $5 from her fanny pack and hands it to you. I put up with the uneasy hug cause $5 is $5.

Where the hell do you people work? She sounds like an Arrested Development character!

Not to make fun of your situations but man I can't help picturing Buster in these situations.
Greigor The Fellhand
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(10-07-2017, 12:22 PM)
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Op might work for a cult
Fancy Clown
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(10-07-2017, 12:29 PM)
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Cmon OP, weíve all taken pictures of you sleeping
CaviarMeths
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(10-07-2017, 12:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

This is the most random ass story development in the history of GAF.

GAF, this girl I kinda like takes pictures of me and I'm conflicted because I have a significant other and a daughter. Oh by the way, my boss is rubbing my nipples.
IchigoSharingan
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(10-07-2017, 12:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by TesUsa

Wow Iíd be so uncomfortable at work...isnít there HR or som thing you can report that to

one of those IS HR =/
DKPOWPOW
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(10-07-2017, 01:14 PM)
I see you asked this thread to be closed... But I say we all hijack it with our own work kinks.

When I'm working Friday and Saturday nights the server girls tend to start dancing and twerking in front of my well. I usually just laugh and continue making drinks trying not to stare, but sometimes I wonder if they do it because they like me...

There's a couple girls that get all happy when they see me and start talking in a high pitched voice saying how much they love me. I know they're joking, but they do it so much I start to wonder...


BTW I have a girlfriend who I love, so I figure it's all just flirty nonsense. But I think to myself sometimes why didn't this kinda stuff happen while I was single lol? Then again, maybe it's just the job.
Unaha-Closp
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(10-07-2017, 01:19 PM)
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If someone is doing something that makes you uncomfortable you should ask/tell them to stop. If they don't you take it up with your employer. No room for nonsense in the workplace.
darkwing
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(10-07-2017, 01:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by texhnolyze

Keep on reading. Cheating is not sweet at all.

who reads the OP anymore though
rocketskates
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(10-07-2017, 01:23 PM)
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Aww I miss working retail sometimes
ebullientprism
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(10-07-2017, 01:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by Agent_ShortBus

I can believe this might actually happen because where I work theres an older lady probably in her late 60s who comes up on people from behind and hugs you for like 20 seconds then she proceeds to pull out $5 from her fanny pack and hands it to you. I put up with the uneasy hug cause $5 is $5. Theres also this overly friendly customer who likes touching you when he speaks, usually its a hand on the shoulder for too long or an arm grab and hold. Sometimes though he'll notice your hands on the counter and puts his hand on top and just kinda leaves it there while he talks.

Wut.

Where the fuck are you working GAF? LMAO.
///PATRIOT
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(10-07-2017, 01:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Earthbound64

BrainyBreathing.wav



"GAF, this woman I like keeps embracing me and kissing me. I don't know how to take that. Maybe it's just a joke?"

It's like one of my Japanese animes.
GreatestHits
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(10-07-2017, 01:41 PM)
Have the pics been posted yet? That thread title is quite the tease

Originally Posted by Unaha-Closp

If someone is doing something that makes you uncomfortable you should ask/tell them to stop. If they don't you take it up with your employer. No room for nonsense in the workplace.

Or perhaps understand why it makes you uncomfoftable before you ban all activity that makes you uncomfortable. No room for nonsense in the workplace? Forgive me being forward but you sound like a stiff individual
Last edited by GreatestHits; 10-07-2017 at 01:44 PM.
jufonuk
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(10-07-2017, 02:37 PM)
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Ask her out
Bobo Dakes
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(10-07-2017, 02:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by GreatestHits

Have the pics been posted yet? That thread title is quite the tease



Or perhaps understand why it makes you uncomfoftable before you ban all activity that makes you uncomfortable. No room for nonsense in the workplace? Forgive me being forward but you sound like a stiff individual



That's a first.

"If someone continuously does something you don't like, instead of asking them to stop, you should figure out what your problem is."
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nintendork666
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(10-07-2017, 02:40 PM)
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She's flirting dude
BassForever
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(10-07-2017, 02:42 PM)
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If she makes you uncomfortable ask her to stop

If she doesn't talk to your boss/hr person

That really should be the end of the issue
LordKasual
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(10-07-2017, 02:43 PM)
She wants the D OP

why are you so dense

Edit:

AND you have a crush on her?

yo im outta here this thread sucks
GreatestHits
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(10-07-2017, 02:44 PM)

Originally Posted by Bobo Dakes

"If someone continuously does something you don't like, instead of asking them to stop, you should figure out what your problem is."

Yes. Racists especially. Once you take that moment to really reflect on the cause of the issue, if you find it to be that other person, then you might be in the right to ask them to stop
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