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K.Jack
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(10-07-2017, 04:26 AM)
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Person is taking pictures of me while I sleep. What to do?

[ ] Just directly ask her why she does it, like a normal human.
[ x ] Ask NeoGAF why she does it, like they would know.

BONUS QUESTION:

Am I leaving my girlfriend and child for her?

[ ] Yeah!
[ ] Nah.
[ ] Save decision for the next thread I make.
Last edited by K.Jack; 10-07-2017 at 04:28 AM.
wrestleman
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(10-07-2017, 04:35 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Working on that through vacations. I'm an idiot though.

I booked the same type of room that damn Vegas shooter used in Mandalay Bay a week before it happened. Now it's just going to be awkward.

is this larry david's fucking gaf account lmfao
the_darkness
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(10-07-2017, 04:45 AM)

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

You're right. Everyone's been there for years. I'm the newest one and don't want to rock the boat. But I don't think I can keep going on like this.

Grow the fuck up and say something about it. How have you made it to this point in your life alive without developing basic human interaction skills.

You claim to have fucking ESP with the creepy chick you're emotionally cheating on your kid's mother with yet you can't tell someone to fuck off when they grab your junk?

And who the fuck naps at lunchtime past the age of 5?
watershed
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(10-07-2017, 04:45 AM)
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The question is: is this a fun in-joke between the two of you or just a creepy onesided prank on her part? If it's the latter, tell her to stop. If it's the former, then enjoy the fun times.
Johnny Cage In The Shower
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(10-07-2017, 04:54 AM)
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At lunch: Why not try to take nap in your car (if you have one) or somewhere more private?

So you're not making it awkward for the awake people around you, who are just trying to go about their day?
ArtHands
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(10-07-2017, 04:57 AM)
Told her that you donít feel comfortable and if she do that again she will have to go out on a date with you.

Either sheíll stop or you get to date her =/
InsaneTiger
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(10-07-2017, 04:59 AM)
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Originally Posted by Stinkles

Zyppah.com

Does it stabilize the tongue?

OP: that creepy. No matter if you have a little crush.
teruterubozu
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(10-07-2017, 05:01 AM)
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GAF-level stealth brag. Oh jeez why did I click. LOL!
Maintenance
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(10-07-2017, 05:01 AM)
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Oh shit, OP already has a girlfriend. Subbed for the drama.

EDIT: And a kid? Damn.
andythinkpad
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(10-07-2017, 05:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by K.Jack

Person is taking pictures of me while I sleep. What to do?

[ ] Just directly ask her why she does it, like a normal human.
[ x ] Ask NeoGAF why she does it, like they would know.

BONUS QUESTION:

Am I leaving my girlfriend and child for her?

[ ] Yeah!
[ ] Nah.
[ ] Save decision for the next thread I make.

[X] Thor 2, The Side Piece World
rocketskates
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(10-07-2017, 05:06 AM)
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Take pictures of her awake
MutFox
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(10-07-2017, 05:21 AM)
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This cracked me up... XD

Originally Posted by Luminaire

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

I'm in a loving committed relationship. I'm not going to throw away what I've built with that person.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

.....shit. That didn't sound good at all.

henhowc
(10-07-2017, 05:23 AM)
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at least she's showing you and you didn't find out some other way? sounds like your work wife.
One Eyed Willy
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(10-07-2017, 05:53 AM)
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Sleep naked
WaterAstro
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(10-07-2017, 06:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by Maintenance

Oh shit, OP already has a girlfriend. Subbed for the drama.

EDIT: And a kid? Damn.

Wait what?

Dang.

Now he's gotta whip out the dick and let her take a dick pic.
Laughing Banana
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(10-07-2017, 06:11 AM)
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Originally Posted by K.Jack

Person is taking pictures of me while I sleep. What to do?

[ ] Just directly ask her why she does it, like a normal human.
[ x ] Ask NeoGAF why she does it, like they would know.

BONUS QUESTION:

Am I leaving my girlfriend and child for her?

[ ] Yeah!
[ ] Nah.
[ ] Save decision for the next thread I make.

This. Come on OP, you're an adult right? Just ask. And if you're uncomfortable with it, ask her to stop doing that.

You're wasting time worrying about senseless stuff.
psynergylover
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(10-07-2017, 06:15 AM)
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She about to shop those photos with you being in her bed and send them to your girl!!!

#drama!
openrob
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(10-07-2017, 06:22 AM)
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I would refer back to the best neogaf post ever if I could find it, but in summary:

Half of thread topics are things easily resolved by having a conversation with the other person.
Acyl
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(10-07-2017, 06:23 AM)
I take pictures of people sleeping in public places to send to other people to make fun of them. Sleep in public at your own risk, cause you gonna look funny. She doesn't take pictures of you sleeping because she likes you.
SixFourMike
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(10-07-2017, 07:02 AM)
I really don't get people on GAF sometimes. I'd rather believe that this thread was entirely made up than that there's people out there that can't figure out the context and intent of flirty co-worker taking pictures while he naps, knowing full well that every reply is going to be asking for deeper explanation of the context.

Of the possibilities, the idea of someone having made it all up to have a laugh and see what people think is probably the best one, because the others mean you're an attention seeker who loves the drama or you're unable to figure this out on your own, which I don't understand given that you're an adult with a job and a committed relationship. You should be less socially awkward and ignorant of social situations at this point.
always crazy bacon
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(10-07-2017, 07:05 AM)

Originally Posted by henhowc

at least she's showing you and you didn't find out some other way? sounds like your work wife.

Work wife?
LookAtMeGo
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(10-07-2017, 07:05 AM)

Originally Posted by Acyl

I take pictures of people sleeping in public places to send to other people to make fun of them. Sleep in public at your own risk, cause you gonna look funny. She doesn't take pictures of you sleeping because she likes you.

Thats an odd hobby you have there, m8.
Servbot24
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(10-07-2017, 07:07 AM)
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Sleeping in the office is really weird. Go out to your car at least.
Dinjooh
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(10-07-2017, 07:07 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

I'm in a loving committed relationship. I'm not going to throw away what I've built with that person.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

.....shit. That didn't sound good at all.

Jim?
mavo
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(10-07-2017, 07:07 AM)
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I take pics of my friends all the time to laugh at them, is something some people find it funny especially if you are doing something weird like sleeping at work.
parmanu
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(10-07-2017, 07:07 AM)
1. Talk to her about it

Or

2. Ignore
Fantastical
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(10-07-2017, 07:11 AM)
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I'm just jealous people can fall asleep so damn easily.
Chaos2Frozen
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(10-07-2017, 07:14 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

CoworkerGAF I don't know what to think about this. I take naps instead of a lunch sometimes.

This has happened a few times already and I'm conflicted because I like this person. Almost have a little crush on her too.

Not the biggest fan of people doing things while I'm unconscious though. Am I overreacting?

What's the weirdest thing you deal with from coworkers?

How do I know this is a thing? She walks up to me after I wake and shows me.

Iím very certain your coworker likes Anime.

You should ask her out.
Messofanego
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(10-07-2017, 07:16 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

CoworkerGAF I don't know what to think about this. I take naps instead of a lunch sometimes.

This has happened a few times already and I'm conflicted because I like this person. Almost have a little crush on her too.

Not the biggest fan of people doing things while I'm unconscious though. Am I overreacting?

What's the weirdest thing you deal with from coworkers?

How do I know this is a thing? She walks up to me after I wake and shows me.

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

I'm in a loving committed relationship. I'm not going to throw away what I've built with that person.

My coworker and I have a ton in common. Like, to the point if something goes on, all we have to do is look at each other and we know what the other is thinking.

.....shit. That didn't sound good at all.

Why did you leave the second part out of your OP?!

You're in a relationship, you've got a kid, and now you're talking about crushes where you have a ton in common (probably more so than with your partner)? Tell your coworker to stop doing it or you will report her to HR.

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Report this sexual harasser to HR, stat.
Last edited by Messofanego; 10-07-2017 at 07:19 AM.
RuinerPrime
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(10-07-2017, 07:19 AM)
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I've seen this horror movie before. She's gonna invite you over and your gonna find her secret room and find wall to wall photos of you and we'll never hear from you again.

quit your job OP. live in the woods.

Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Do you work at a sitcom?
Resilient
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(10-07-2017, 07:22 AM)
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Lying, the thread
wandering
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(10-07-2017, 07:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

What the fuck even is this?

How do you just let this happen?

Where the hell do you work?
LookAtMeGo
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(10-07-2017, 07:27 AM)
I live close enough to work that I can walk home and nap on my couch for 30-40min on my lunch. Its nice. Nobody taking pictures of me I know of.
Nowise10
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(10-07-2017, 07:34 AM)
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this reminds me last year i was in my schools library on the 5th floor taking a nap on a couch and a girl came and sat at a table near me, and a minute later her flash went off on her phone directly at me on the couch.

i was slightly flattered
TickleMeElbow
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(10-07-2017, 07:34 AM)
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I'd be pissed.

I hate when people take pictures of me without warning when I'm awake, and I'd hate it even more if they were taking pictures of me when I'm asleep.

I'd ask why she's doing that shit and tell her to stop.

That's just me though.
Nicolada
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(10-07-2017, 07:37 AM)
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Your work life sounds fun, wanna trade?
Nowise10
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(10-07-2017, 07:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by TickleMeElbow

I'd be pissed.

I hate when people take pictures of me without warning when I'm awake, and I'd hate it even more if they were taking pictures of me when I'm asleep.

I'd ask why she's doing that shit and tell her to stop.

That's just me though.

Ever since Snapchat took off I see people taking pictures of strangers every single day. I get kind of self conscious whenever I see peoples phones pointed towards me now but quickly get over it and just assume people take photos of my weird ass all the time
Messofanego
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(10-07-2017, 07:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by Nicolada

Your work life sounds fun, wanna trade?

Sexual harassment sounds fun?
texhnolyze
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(10-07-2017, 07:41 AM)
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Wow, so OP is actually cheating? :/
Admiral Woofington
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(10-07-2017, 07:43 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Do you work at a doggy care center and your boss is a dog with glasses and a tie? Because there's no other reason you should be getting bites or kisses on the cheek.
TickleMeElbow
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(10-07-2017, 07:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by Nowise10

Ever since Snapchat took off I see people taking pictures of strangers every single day. I get kind of self conscious whenever I see peoples phones pointed towards me now but quickly get over it and just assume people take photos of my weird ass all the time

Shit I get irritated when friends try to take selfies with me.
Baraka Obama
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(10-07-2017, 07:48 AM)
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Unless OP is Ryan Gosling, no one alive has this many semi sexual encounters at work.
perfectchaos007
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(10-07-2017, 07:53 AM)
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Originally Posted by Messofanego

Sexual harassment sounds fun?

Unless OP was naked while sleeping at work I don't see how taking pictures of him is anything sexual. Perhaps invasion of privacy is more apt
Nicolada
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(10-07-2017, 07:57 AM)
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Originally Posted by Messofanego

Sexual harassment sounds fun?

If they're cute yeah.
mavo
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(10-07-2017, 08:00 AM)
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Originally Posted by Admiral Woofington

Do you work at a doggy care center and your boss is a dog with glasses and a tie? Because there's no other reason you should be getting bites or kisses on the cheek.

Maybe he is european.
Jzero
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(10-07-2017, 08:06 AM)
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I do this when my coworkers are sleeping on the job and send them the picture lol
But I'm cool with them so they don't mind like OP does.
DeathyBoy
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(10-07-2017, 08:08 AM)
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Originally Posted by IchigoSharingan

Other oddities that go on that I don't know what to feel about:

the warehouse manager, when he hugs me, bites my shoulder or squeezes my nipples
my office manager caresses my hand abruptly when we play cards during breaks
He has also started kissing me on the cheek.

I don't reciprocate these behaviors.

Man, there's a lot of frustrated writers on Gaf..
wandering
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(10-07-2017, 08:09 AM)
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Originally Posted by perfectchaos007

Unless OP was naked while sleeping at work I don't see how taking pictures of him is anything sexual. Perhaps invasion of privacy is more apt

Did you miss the part where the manager squeezes his nipples?
Timedog
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(10-07-2017, 08:13 AM)
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She's not hiding it and thinks it's funny that you sleep at work. I wouldn't care personally, and I think that sleeping at work is weirder than someone who takes a funny picture of someone doing something weird at work.
always crazy bacon
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(10-07-2017, 08:18 AM)

Originally Posted by LookAtMeGo

I live close enough to work that I can walk home and nap on my couch for 30-40min on my lunch. Its nice. Nobody taking pictures of me I know of.

I used to have my own private office with a couch, awesome sleep each lunchtime.

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