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Tezzeractor
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(10-07-2017, 12:19 AM)
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The music isnít what keeps me away, itís knowing that my money would be funding awful things if I ate there.

Originally Posted by Not

Disclaimer: My knowledge of worship music peaks at 2011

Youíre still current.
Massive Duck, C.M.
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(10-07-2017, 12:19 AM)
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This is the anti-gay chicken store, right
_Ryo_
(10-07-2017, 12:20 AM)
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The Dairy Queen down the street here always plays Christian music as well and I am pretty sure I've spotted religious stickers on the door at times.
metalslimer
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(10-07-2017, 12:20 AM)
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The majority of religious music I've heard makes it sounds like the singer wants to get into Jesus's pants but I'm sure there is good stuff out there
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(10-07-2017, 12:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by Massive Duck, C.M.

This is the anti-gay chicken store, right

Yes, and they're still giving money to anti-LGBT org's through their non-profit.
legacyzero
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(10-07-2017, 12:20 AM)
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No surprise. Uber religious joint. Wonít even open for me on Sunday when Iím traveling :(
Not
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(10-07-2017, 12:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Massive Duck, C.M.

This is the anti-gay chicken store, right

And women
ElectricBlanketFire
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(10-07-2017, 12:21 AM)
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Originally Posted by Not

Not exactly the same as straight up worship music, to be fair

YOU MAKE BEAUTIFUL THIIIIIIIINGS

OHHHHHH HOWWWWW HE LOVES USSSS OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Disclaimer: My knowledge of worship music peaks at 2011

I'm a Christian and have no idea what this song is.
Massive Duck, C.M.
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(10-07-2017, 12:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by metalslimer

The majority of religious music I've heard makes it sounds like the singer wants to get into Jesus's pants but I'm sure there is good stuff out there

Rock of Ages ( ͡į ͜ʖ ͡į)
Glass Shark
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(10-07-2017, 12:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by Tezzeractor

Youíre still current.

Haha, so true.
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(10-07-2017, 12:22 AM)
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Originally Posted by metalslimer

The majority of religious music I've heard makes it sounds like the singer wants to get into Jesus's pants but I'm sure there is good stuff out there

COME LORRRRRRD JEEEEEEESUSSSSS COOOOME

WE COME NOW

WE WON'T STOOOOP COMING TO YOUUUUUUUU
JESUS
AlexFlame116
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(10-07-2017, 12:23 AM)
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Originally Posted by metalslimer

The majority of religious music I've heard makes it sounds like the singer wants to get into Jesus's pants but I'm sure there is good stuff out there

I swear there was a South Park episode about this. It was one of the very few South Park episodes that I watched so I bet it did happen.
sinkfla87
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(10-07-2017, 12:24 AM)
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"I'm offended that I've been eating at a known Christian Conservative chain called Chick Fil A and they've been playing instrumental religious music that I had to Shazam to confirm that it was in fact Christian music."

Lol. Seems like most people are on board with me, though. To those who are offended by the music, why do you care? I would be more shocked if I went into a chick fil a and they started blasting Death Metal. That would actually be fucking awesome, so fuck it I'm opening my own Chick Fil A. Any Death Metal suggestions?

Originally Posted by metalslimer

The majority of religious music I've heard makes it sounds like the singer wants to get into Jesus's pants but I'm sure there is good stuff out there

This just made me spit out my drink.
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(10-07-2017, 12:24 AM)
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Last church I went to, Pastor wouldn't stop yelling "THEY'RE STILL COMIN'!" at every altar call.
Slate Soda
(10-07-2017, 12:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Earthbound64

"on the low"
"lowkey"
Really?...

Rather be in that poster's position than being triggered by a slang word
Jawmuncher
(10-07-2017, 12:24 AM)
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They can pump that shit all they want if it's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM

Don't care about the lyrics. That beat is great.
HStallion
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(10-07-2017, 12:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sanjuro

Jesus died for your spicy chicken sandwich.

One day we can eat spicy chicken sandwiches instead of those little wafers.
Massive Duck, C.M.
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(10-07-2017, 12:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by AlexFlame116

I swear there was a South Park episode about this. It was one of the very few South Park episodes that I watched so I bet it did happen.

Christian Rock Hard
sinkfla87
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(10-07-2017, 12:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by Jawmuncher

They can pump that shit all they want if it's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM

Don't care about the lyrics. That beat is great.

How have I never seen this before? I'm dying here.
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(10-07-2017, 12:25 AM)
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Originally Posted by ElectricBlanketFire

I'm a Christian and have no idea what this song is.

It's actually two songs
Tezzeractor
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(10-07-2017, 12:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by ElectricBlanketFire

I'm a Christian and have no idea what this song is.

Itís actually two songs; Beautiful Things and How He Loves Us.
Oh, too late.
Xe4
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(10-07-2017, 12:26 AM)
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This is totally unsurprising if you know anything about Chick-fil-A.

Their food is pretty good though, so w/e. Other things they do bug me a whooole lot more.
partime
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(10-07-2017, 12:26 AM)
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Dude it's literally all instrumental, which isn't 'worship' music at all, because religious lyrics are ZILTCH
Damage Inc
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(10-07-2017, 12:27 AM)
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So?

I don't see the big deal, there are religious people out there. And it is a religious owned establishment.
Kensation
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(10-07-2017, 12:27 AM)
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Dat #2 tho
Earthbound64
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(10-07-2017, 12:27 AM)
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Originally Posted by Chie Satonaka

You'll take Wonderful Christmas Time and you'll goddamn love it.

Macca can do whatever he wants and I'd love it.
jaxpunk
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(10-07-2017, 12:27 AM)
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The Arbys I eat at sometimes for lunch has some sirius xm religious station playing gospel rock or something. Who cares.
DorkLord54
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(10-07-2017, 12:28 AM)
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I'd be fine if it was choral or orchestral music (that shit tends to be good, and makes up a great deal of the baroque and classical repertoires), or soul or gospel, but I already know it's shitty Christian rock.
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(10-07-2017, 12:28 AM)
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Originally Posted by HStallion

One day we can eat spicy chicken sandwiches instead of those little wafers.

For real, you want people to like your church, feed the hungry, knumsayin
Earthbound64
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(10-07-2017, 12:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by Slate Soda

Rather be in that poster's position than being triggered by a slang word

You missed my point.
I'm not triggered by a word.
My point is there's nothing "lowkey" or "on the low" about it - it's very obvious.
Slacker
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(10-07-2017, 12:29 AM)
This is as surprising as when the mediocre burrito chain added queso to their menu and it turned out to be mediocre.
realwords
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(10-07-2017, 12:30 AM)
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Have you ever EATEN a Chick-Fil-A sandwich? If there's not religious music playing over the PA system, it's playing in your mouth.
Aiustis
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(10-07-2017, 12:30 AM)
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Originally Posted by tr4nce 26

Whats wrong with worship music? I guess I don't understand what this thread is trying to say.

It's awful when it's contemporary. But other than that nothing.
TraBuch
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(10-07-2017, 12:31 AM)
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Bring back the spicy chicken biscuit you assholes.
TheCochese
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(10-07-2017, 12:31 AM)
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Welcome to 1997.

And no one owns any CFAs.
GoldenEye 007
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(10-07-2017, 12:32 AM)
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It's basically elevator music. Usually too loud to even hear it. And even if so, I'm not paying attention.
Shadow Puppetry
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(10-07-2017, 12:32 AM)
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Y'all need Jesus.
Nista
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(10-07-2017, 12:34 AM)
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Just use the drive through like a normal person and enjoy your unhealthy chicken.

Any instrumental music beats incessant Christmas music.
FinKL
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(10-07-2017, 12:36 AM)
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Never noticed this, will have to be on the listen

Does In n Out low key do this?
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(10-07-2017, 12:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by FinKL

Never noticed this, will have to be on the listen

Does In n Out low key do this?

Does In N Out even play music? They don't need it to pack them in.
Tezzeractor
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(10-07-2017, 12:38 AM)
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Originally Posted by DorkLord54

I'd be fine if it was choral or orchestral music (that shit tends to be good, and makes up a great deal of the baroque and classical repertoires), or soul or gospel, but I already know it's shitty Christian rock.

Dark Stalkers
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(10-07-2017, 12:38 AM)
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i love that song
ElectricBlanketFire
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(10-07-2017, 12:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by Nista

Just use the drive through like a normal person and enjoy your unhealthy chicken.

Their grilled chicken wrap isn't unhealthy.
Slate Soda
(10-07-2017, 12:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by Earthbound64

You missed my point.
I'm not triggered by a word.
My point is there's nothing "lowkey" or "on the low" about it - it's very obvious.

Whoops. My mistake
TheWorthyEdge
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(10-07-2017, 12:40 AM)
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I let them play whatever music they want. Their food is great.
Commanche Raisin Toast
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(10-07-2017, 12:40 AM)
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I'd take that over the contractor working in my sister's house (hurricane repairs) blasting Christian (pop) radio with his Home Depot "tough" boom box. It was nauseating. They even had commercials where they talked about going to public schools and teaching kids that they are all children of God.

I don't eat at CFA anymore though so I don't care either way. If they were found to be using subliminal messaging to convert people or something I'd take issue with it.
pretty done
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(10-07-2017, 12:40 AM)
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I'm sure some Atheist anime avatar will have an issue with this.

Whatever religious tunes they play are probably on par with or better than your top 40 garbage anyway.
Earthbound64
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(10-07-2017, 12:41 AM)
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Originally Posted by Slate Soda

Whoops. My mistake

No worries :)
Nista
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(10-07-2017, 12:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by ElectricBlanketFire

Their grilled chicken wrap isn't unhealthy.

Yeah but why even order it when classic nuggets exist? It's like going to BWW and getting naked tenders.

If i'm eating healthy, I give Chicklet Filet a wide berth.
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(10-07-2017, 12:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by pretty done

I'm sure some Atheist anime avatar will have an issue with this.

Whatever religious tunes they play are probably on par with or better than your top 40 garbage anyway.

Bodak Yellow tho

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