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Turin
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(10-06-2017, 04:14 AM)
...........I want it.
Darkman M
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(10-06-2017, 04:26 AM)
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Originally Posted by mnannola

Seagal wants absolutely no part of Foreman.

Foreman sending Frazier to the shadow realm

He was a scary dude in his prime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQlzehYyfo
HStallion
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(10-06-2017, 04:34 AM)
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Originally Posted by Darkman M

He was a scary dude in his prime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQlzehYyfo

I was just about to post this video. Great documentary and yeah, Foreman was an absolute monster in his prime.
RustyNails
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(10-06-2017, 04:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Foreman has no chance against this mighty man
Imperfected
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(10-06-2017, 04:38 AM)
I don't know about Seagal--he just looks over the hill and tubby--but isn't Foreman like, barely a viable human being at this point?

Can Seagal claim victory if Foreman dies from pre-existing medical complications?
HStallion
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(10-06-2017, 04:38 AM)
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I think the best thing about that Segal "throw" gif is that it isn't just that he looks winded but everything about him from the way he holds himself to the look on his face is just radiating,"Fuck... is this what my life has come to?" so strongly.
FUME5
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(10-06-2017, 04:47 AM)
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Looking forward to Segal shitting himself in the ring.
AlexBasch
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(10-06-2017, 04:49 AM)
See, you joke all you want about Steven Seagal, but I'm convinced that he can deal a one hit KO if you get sloppy when fighting him.

Hell, imagine he's like a Dark Souls boss, just move around him and cheese some damage. Eventually he should get tired and that's where you strike. I hope he gets tired.

Or maybe, I don't know, he seems like a massive damage sponge.
JSoup
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(10-06-2017, 04:54 AM)
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All I can think is "Someone get Mike Tyson in on this, it'll be hilarious."
100%TrophyMaster
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(10-06-2017, 04:58 AM)
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I also want Colt from '3 ninjas' to be in this fight as the underdog I can put money on
Imperfected
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(10-06-2017, 05:04 AM)

Originally Posted by JSoup

All I can think is "Someone get Mike Tyson in on this, it'll be hilarious."

I'm pretty sure Mike, for whatever other problems he has, is actually much better preserved than these specimens. I think being a professional boxer is one of the few instances where the phrase, "The time he spent in prison really helped prevent a sharp post-middle age decline in his health" is actually applicable.
KAP151
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(10-06-2017, 05:05 AM)
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Seboom-boom for me.
Tater
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(10-06-2017, 05:05 AM)

Originally Posted by Syder

Sure but Steven Seagal is a 7th dan black belt and every video of him doing it looks like pro wrestling with his opponent over-selling every single move.

As someone who has been practicing Aikido for some time, let me tell you why that clip sucks and is embarassing:

- It's Steven Seagal (he is heavily disliked)
- Seagal is demonstrating a technique in that clip. As such, the other guy isn't going to resist him, as it's not polite. That's something you do when you're actually practicing the technique with your partner, once the teacher has shown the class.
- Seagal's technique in that clip is pretty bad. He's bending over to give the guy an extra push, but his posture is just bad, and he looks winded when he's done.

I would love to see this fight happen, and watch Seagal get hammered.
Unbounded
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(10-06-2017, 05:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by Bill R Boggess

It has little-to-no practical use outside of an Aikido dojo.

That doesn't make it bullshit though.

The techniques work and can seriously fuck your shit up if you let them.

As for whether anyone in a real situation would be able to realistically pull them off successfully is a totally different story. (They probably wouldn't.)

EDIT: Oh and yeah, Aikido vs a Boxer is just a bad time for the Aikidoka.
Vildiil
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(10-06-2017, 05:17 AM)
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Power is the last thing to go and George was the hardest puncher of all time, I'd bet on good ol George. I'd pay for this!
FUME5
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(10-06-2017, 05:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by Unbounded

That doesn't make it bullshit though.

The techniques work and can seriously fuck your shit up if you let them.


As for whether anyone in a real situation would be able to realistically pull them off successfully is a totally different story. (They probably wouldn't.)

EDIT: Oh and yeah, Aikido vs a Boxer is just a bad time for the Aikidoka.

If you want to let me, I can seriously fuck your shit up too.
sc0la
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(10-06-2017, 05:52 AM)
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Originally Posted by Stinkles

What if Seagal hits him in the grill?

Please, George would make sure this comrade was putin his place.

Edit:
One punch and Seagal would be seeing double, begging George Eightman for mercy.
mehrmantrout
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(10-06-2017, 01:44 PM)
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The amazing Marina Hyde does what she does best and destroys Seagal with words

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...P=share_btn_tw

My favourite bit

A few days ago, former two-time heavyweight champion of the world and noted countertop grill retailer George Foreman took to Twitter to issue a challenge to cinema’s Steven Seagal. As all of us adrift on the strange tides of early 21st-century culture should know, Seagal is something of a renaissance man himself, combining age-inappropriate, straight-to-gif action roles with functioning both as a hench-sensei/fat best friend to Vladimir Putin, and as an occasional spokesmodel for the Russian arms industry.
Tence
(10-06-2017, 02:07 PM)

Originally Posted by mehrmantrout

The amazing Marina Hyde does what she does best and destroys Seagal with words

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeands...P=share_btn_tw

My favourite bit

A few days ago, former two-time heavyweight champion of the world and noted countertop grill retailer George Foreman took to Twitter to issue a challenge to cinema’s Steven Seagal. As all of us adrift on the strange tides of early 21st-century culture should know, Seagal is something of a renaissance man himself, combining age-inappropriate, straight-to-gif action roles with functioning both as a hench-sensei/fat best friend to Vladimir Putin, and as an occasional spokesmodel for the Russian arms industry.

"Straight-to-gif" That is fucking genius :D

I hope this fight happens and I hope Mr Foreman punches Seagals had off.
MechaX
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(10-06-2017, 02:10 PM)
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Originally Posted by Vanillalite

You know you're old when the young posters only know George from his grill.

I know, right?!
Keasar
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(10-06-2017, 02:10 PM)
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My money's on Foreman. And I say that having absolutely no clue how he looks, but I have seen Steven Seagal recently.

Originally Posted by Neuromancer

But who would win in a dance off?

giancarlo123x
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(10-06-2017, 02:18 PM)
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I'd watch.
Wolfgunblood Garopa
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(10-06-2017, 02:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by opticalmace

What's the story of this image?

Scumbag was trying to get with 16 year old Katherine Heigl. Whether or not he groped her is up for interpretation, she doesn't remember it. I don't see why that would be out of character, guy was creeping on her and asked her out.
Oblivion
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(10-06-2017, 02:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by Tence

"Straight-to-gif" That is fucking genius :D

But she spelled "just deserts" wrong. :/
johancruijff
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(10-06-2017, 02:20 PM)
I posted this in the Seagal in Russia thread but it got buried

I'll pay good money for this

Do it in Russia or some wild shit
Vigilant Walrus
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(10-06-2017, 02:26 PM)
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Just another Steven Seagul thread <3
FreeMufasa
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(10-06-2017, 02:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by studyguy

There is, it's a great story:


And just imagine Ali took 100s of these to the head and still won.
Transistor
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(10-06-2017, 02:30 PM)
But maybe Seagal will go in and snatch every motherfucker birthday
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(10-06-2017, 03:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by fluffydelusions


I can't tell if the carrot is shopped....
Lys Skygge
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(10-06-2017, 03:23 PM)
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Gai Murakumo
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(10-06-2017, 03:41 PM)
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I would pay to see this. We need more celebrities and athletes challenging each other to a fist fight.
mckmas8808
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(10-06-2017, 07:37 PM)
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Love hearing GF on Dan Lebatard's show yesterday lol.
forms
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(10-06-2017, 07:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Seagal can still go dude!

I thought of this. I mean, would you really dare going up against someone that could throw you around like that.

And yes, obviously I am being sarcastic.
Bill R Boggess
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(10-06-2017, 07:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by Unbounded

That doesn't make it bullshit though.

The techniques work and can seriously fuck your shit up if you let them.

As for whether anyone in a real situation would be able to realistically pull them off successfully is a totally different story. (They probably wouldn't.)

EDIT: Oh and yeah, Aikido vs a Boxer is just a bad time for the Aikidoka.

As far as a combat goes, that is precisely what it makes it.

I'm not trying to be disrespectful of the art itself nor do I make light of the effort it takes to practice it well but as an actual, practical fighting style, it's largely useless.

I mean, Capoera is a ridiculously difficult art form and I respect the hell out of people who do it well but generally speaking, using it in a fight would get you crucified.
Poltergust
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(10-06-2017, 08:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by Bill R Boggess

It has little-to-no practical use outside of an Aikido dojo.

Y-You... degenerate male!

I've wanted to make this joke since I started playing Danganronpa V3.
Angry Grimace
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(10-06-2017, 08:19 PM)
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I'll take you to the bank Mr. Foreman

To the Blood Bank
Dehnus
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(10-06-2017, 10:25 PM)

Originally Posted by Darkman M

He was a scary dude in his prime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQlzehYyfo

Jup, imagine, how Ali's trainer must have felt as Ali took those punches and he wasn't allowed to stop the fight. Heck Ali must have felt in hell as those things landed. That guy was a wrecking machine in his prime.
Syriel
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(10-06-2017, 10:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by necrosis

now this is a "fight" i'd like to watch

Ain't nobody gonna pay for this shit.

Not because it'll suck, but rather because it'll be one-and-done with Foreman winning.
Szu
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(10-07-2017, 03:45 PM)
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Wait, I just realized that Seagal is a Russian citizen.

Could this be viral marketing for the Creed sequel?
Sweeney Tom
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(10-07-2017, 03:48 PM)
Go George
Bill R Boggess
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(10-07-2017, 04:57 PM)
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What gets me about that horrible Russian demo video is that Segal is barely moving and he still looks exhausted.

As if the physical energy required to pretend to make guys fall was something he needed to mentally prepare for ahead of time:

"Today is the day I've got to stand for five minutes straight while also using my arms occasionally. I can do this."
Steejee
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(10-07-2017, 05:07 PM)
Well, Aikido *is* good for teaching you how to fall safely and is pretty neat in general, but in an actual fight you're liable to get your head beat in trying to do those techniques.

Vs a Boxer it's straight up useless - no boxer who's not a total beginner is going to commit to their punches in a way that aikido could take advantage of. You're not going to flip a guy on a jab

I'd love to see Foreman vs Seagal just to see Seagal's fat Putin loving ass taken out.

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