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Ultima_5
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(10-05-2017, 08:39 PM)
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Fuck just about anyone can probably take Steven segal lol
Vanillalite
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(10-05-2017, 08:40 PM)
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George has started training

Captin Quacker
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(10-05-2017, 08:40 PM)
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MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saganator
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(10-05-2017, 08:41 PM)
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I would definitely shell out for PPV of this. Make it so.

(Segal knows he'd get wrecked because he knows he's a fraud, so he'll never accept)
Heel
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(10-05-2017, 08:41 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Seagal can still go dude!

Thankfully Sensei Seagal, buddhist monk and reincarnation of 17th-century terton Chungdrag Dorje, respects all living things and would not subject George to the violence of 7th-dan Aikido for the simple sport of killing.
Last_colossi
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(10-05-2017, 08:41 PM)
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I... Would totally watch this.
Lucky Forward
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(10-05-2017, 08:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by chrisPjelly

I don't know whether to hate or love this stupid new Celebrity showdown thing

Celebrity boxing is a time honored tradition that dates back to 2002.

Who could forget Manute Bol boxing William "The Refrigerator" Perry?

Greigor The Fellhand
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(10-05-2017, 08:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by Stinkles

What if Seagal hits him in the grill?

that smell of burning skin
Grakl
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(10-05-2017, 08:44 PM)
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Lol I had no idea George was a boxer, just thought he was a grill guy
Heel
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(10-05-2017, 08:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Grakl

Lol I had no idea George was a boxer, just thought he was a grill guy

I am a very old man.
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(10-05-2017, 08:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Grakl

Lol I had no idea George was a boxer, just thought he was a grill guy

You know you're old when the young posters only know George from his grill.
Wood Man
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(10-05-2017, 08:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ensoul

My money is on Foreman. Seagal is so fat now he looks like he needs to sit down and rest every 50 feet.

Ultima_5
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(10-05-2017, 08:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by Grakl

Lol I had no idea George was a boxer, just thought he was a grill guy

He also named all his kids George foreman. Dudes neat
Slayven
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(10-05-2017, 08:46 PM)
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They are both pieces of shit
FIREKNIGHT2029
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(10-05-2017, 08:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Seagal can still go dude!

😂 He looks so out of breath.
cameron
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(10-05-2017, 08:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by Grakl

Lol I had no idea George was a boxer, just thought he was a grill guy

wut
Wolfgunblood Garopa
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(10-05-2017, 08:46 PM)
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Pretty disrespectful of Foreman to call out an American Hero who has put his life on the line for the USA countless times.

Seagal could at least use the fight as an opportunity to catch up with his buddy Trump while in the country. Two tough guy stars who can 'do anything'.

CountAntonius
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(10-05-2017, 08:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Syder

Seagal is a Trump supporting hasbeen that's an 'expert' in a bullshit martial art, I'd love to see him KO'd

Bro he trained Anderson Silva.

You just don't know.
Animator
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(10-05-2017, 08:47 PM)
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Came hoping to see a knockout the fat joke in first post and was disappointed. :(
studyguy
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(10-05-2017, 08:49 PM)
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George Foreman is 68 years old.
Man retired exactly 20 years ago.
Dude would still likely knock the literal fuck out of the average person.
You don't go 76 wins w/ 68 of them being by KO without holding on to that skill for life.

Dude was still fighting when he was 45. Guy was ancient by boxing standards even today outside of one offs like Bhop.
Segal would get murdered.
mike6467
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(10-05-2017, 08:50 PM)
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I'm on mobile, but someone should post the Segal dancing gif...preferably with a caption like "let's dance George". You can probably do better though.
Marvie_3
(10-05-2017, 08:50 PM)
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Id pay good money to watch this.
WaterAstro
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(10-05-2017, 08:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by Wood Man

Foreman should make it fair and challenge him to a sumo wrestling match.
Sephzilla
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(10-05-2017, 08:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by studyguy

George Foreman is 68 years old.
Man retired exactly 20 years ago.
Dude would still likely knock the literal fuck out of the average person.
You don't go 76 wins w/ 68 of them being by KO without holding on to that skill for life.

To further strengthen your point, he also had a 10 year gap in his career because of a retirement and comeback. So yeah, you don't lose those skills
Username1198
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(10-05-2017, 08:51 PM)
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Rumble in the Russia!

Wreck that fool, George!
TheCochese
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(10-05-2017, 08:52 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sho_Nuff82

I'm pretty sure George could still kill a man with a solid blow to the head. I just don't think he can realistically go more than 3 rounds without getting gassed, Seagal's best bet would be to run away.

You've seen him run, right?
robotrock
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(10-05-2017, 08:52 PM)
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i want this shit so bad
Neith
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(10-05-2017, 08:53 PM)

Originally Posted by Syder

Seagal is a Trump supporting hasbeen that's an 'expert' in a bullshit martial art, I'd love to see him KO'd

Dude, say what you want but Aikido is not a bullshit martial art lol. It's based in jujutsu.
CopperPuppy
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(10-05-2017, 08:53 PM)
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Foreman is one of the greatest heavyweights to lace up the gloves and was an absolutely vicious puncher. Of course he's an old man and hasn't been in the ring in 20 years but he's a legend in the game and strength is the last thing to go. Seagal is just as old and is a washed-up joke.

As someone said above, George could probably still kill a man with a blow to the head. This would be murder.
fluffydelusions
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(10-05-2017, 08:53 PM)
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mnannola
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(10-05-2017, 08:53 PM)
Seagal wants absolutely no part of Foreman.

Foreman sending Frazier to the shadow realm
studyguy
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(10-05-2017, 08:54 PM)
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Originally Posted by CopperPuppy

Foreman is one of the greatest heavyweights to lace up the gloves and was an absolutely vicious puncher. Of course he's an old man and hasn't been in the ring in 20 years but he's a legend in the game and strength is the last thing to go. Seagal is just as old and is a washed-up joke.

Foreman would literally kill him.

George would have that old man strength, you can't fuck with that shit.
this_guy
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(10-05-2017, 08:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Seagal can still go dude!

Amazing! Looked like he wasnt even trying.

/s
TheCochese
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(10-05-2017, 08:56 PM)
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Ad on this page is for a mobile wheelchair ramp.

I can't...
Heel
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(10-05-2017, 08:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by mnannola

Seagal wants absolutely no part of Foreman.

Foreman sending Frazier to the shadow realm

George is leaving himself wide open to techniques outside of boxing. Simply sidestep the right uppercut and he's extremely vulnerable to a tenkai kote hineri.

Shadybiz
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(10-05-2017, 08:58 PM)
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This is so dumb.

....Take my money.
eso76
(10-05-2017, 08:58 PM)
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Winner will face the Norris
Man-is-Obsolete
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(10-05-2017, 08:59 PM)
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I immediately thought of Will Sasso’s Seagall going around snapping everyone’s neck out of frustration.
fluffydelusions
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(10-05-2017, 08:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by eso76

Winner will face the Norris

Norris is legit tho right? Foreman too but Seagal lol
bobeth
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(10-05-2017, 09:01 PM)
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I would absolutely watch that, RIP Seagal!
Bill R Boggess
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(10-05-2017, 09:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by Ensoul

My money is on Foreman. Seagal is so fat now he looks like he needs to sit down and rest every 50 feet.

At any stage of their respective careers, you should place your money on Foreman.

The man was an absolute bone-crusher in his prime, won the heavyweight title at forty and can still knock Segal into next year with a few solid swings of his arms.
Mr. Poolman
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(10-05-2017, 09:02 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Seagal can still go dude!

Luckily that karate-noob (I'm an expert), just looped himself, otherwise his arm would just fall off.

Seagal da master.
Sanjuro
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(10-05-2017, 09:02 PM)
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Can we add Dolph Lundgren to this?
Bill R Boggess
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(10-05-2017, 09:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by Neith

Dude, say what you want but Aikido is not a bullshit martial art lol. It's based in jujutsu.

It has little-to-no practical use outside of an Aikido dojo.
studyguy
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(10-05-2017, 09:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by fluffydelusions

Norris is legit tho right? Foreman too but Seagal lol

Norris is like 2 years off of being 80 years old lmao.
Pretty soon a stiff breeze is gonna fuck that dude up.
eso76
(10-05-2017, 09:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by fluffydelusions

Norris is legit tho right? Foreman too but Seagal lol

TBH they are all lucky Bud Spencer passed away last year
Bill R Boggess
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(10-05-2017, 09:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sanjuro

Can we add Dolph Lundgren to this?

Lundgren was a real full contact fighter when he was younger.

That dude is no joke; he put Sly in the hospital when they filmed the fight scenes in Rocky IV and apparently scared the living shit out of Carl Weathers.
robotrock
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(10-05-2017, 09:06 PM)
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isn't seagal a pacifist?
Measley
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(10-05-2017, 09:06 PM)
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What's funny about this is that no one believes that Seagal has any chance whatsoever.

Aikido has lost a lot of respect over the years.
Arkeband
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(10-05-2017, 09:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by Measley

What's funny about this is that no one believes that Seagal has any chance whatsoever.

Aikido has lost a lot of respect over the years.

Seagal's brand of Aikido is like Uri Gellar bullshit

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