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Vanillalite
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(10-05-2017, 08:24 PM)
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George says he is ready to go. He wants it to be like Enter the Dragon or Bloodsport. You get in the arena and can use whatever fighting style you want no weapons allowed.

necrosis
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(10-05-2017, 08:26 PM)
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now this is a "fight" i'd like to watch
jaypah
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(10-05-2017, 08:27 PM)
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This is so fucking stupid. I'd pay good money for this.
Kuro
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(10-05-2017, 08:27 PM)
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Foreman would destroy Seagal and then put him in a PS3 and cook im.
Master Yoshi
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(10-05-2017, 08:28 PM)
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Will Seagal jack George's grill up or will George Foreman be serving grilled Seagal?
Vanillalite
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(10-05-2017, 08:28 PM)
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Also on if he gets caught with a big spin kick...

Ensoul
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(10-05-2017, 08:28 PM)
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My money is on Foreman. Seagal is so fat now he looks like he needs to sit down and rest every 50 feet.
Transistor
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(10-05-2017, 08:28 PM)
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It'd be better than watching that asshat Mayweather fight

Originally Posted by Vanillalite

Also on if he gets caught with a big spin kick...

Now that's entertainment
Sephzilla
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(10-05-2017, 08:29 PM)
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Seagal can still go dude!

BlueTsunami
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(10-05-2017, 08:29 PM)
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Its gonna be like that fight gif of the dude doing capoeira and getting punched the fuck out
Fenderputty
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(10-05-2017, 08:30 PM)
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Sounds better than Mayweather / McGregor.
Sho_Nuff82
(10-05-2017, 08:30 PM)
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I'm pretty sure George could still kill a man with a solid blow to the head. I just don't think he can realistically go more than 3 rounds without getting gassed, Seagal's best bet would be to run away.
Surfinn
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(10-05-2017, 08:30 PM)
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This will replace voting soon

Movie stars challenging each other to duels, whoever wins becomes president
chrisPjelly
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(10-05-2017, 08:30 PM)
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I don't know whether to hate or love this stupid new Celebrity showdown thing
Dash_Riprock
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(10-05-2017, 08:30 PM)
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Just hit him in the face with your grill, George.
PerfectFlaw
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(10-05-2017, 08:31 PM)
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Mayweather vs Mcgregor really opened up the floodgates, huh?
jack_package_200
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(10-05-2017, 08:31 PM)
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Who is the better dancer tho?
Kensation
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(10-05-2017, 08:31 PM)
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The true winner: heart failure
PersonAndStuff
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(10-05-2017, 08:31 PM)

Originally Posted by Sho_Nuff82

I'm pretty sure George could still kill a man with a solid blow to the head. I just don't think he can realistically go more than 3 rounds without getting gassed, Seagal's best bet would be to run away.

I'm not sure Seagal can run.
El Topo
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(10-05-2017, 08:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sho_Nuff82

I'm pretty sure George could still kill a man with a solid blow to the head. I just don't think he can realistically go more than 3 rounds without getting gassed, Seagal's best bet would be to run away.

Seagal is 65 and fat. How long can he realistically "run"?
zeemumu
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(10-05-2017, 08:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

Seagal can still go dude!

Hold so strong that you'll flip yourself just to avoid hooting the ground face first?
CountAntonius
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(10-05-2017, 08:32 PM)
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He wants to literally knockout the fat.
Mr Swine
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(10-05-2017, 08:32 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sho_Nuff82

I'm pretty sure George could still kill a man with a solid blow to the head. I just don't think he can realistically go more than 3 rounds without getting gassed, Seagal's best bet would be to run away.

Seagulls best bet is to poop on George Foremanís head and hope he gets distracted enough so that 10 rounds go by...

Oh you meant Seagal, well he would die instantly to George Foreman
Last edited by Mr Swine; 10-05-2017 at 08:36 PM.
Always-honest
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(10-05-2017, 08:32 PM)
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I would pay to watch that.
Akuun
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(10-05-2017, 08:32 PM)
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Seagal would never agree to it. He'll probably try to come up with some pseudo-mystic bullshit excuse.

Originally Posted by Sho_Nuff82

I'm pretty sure George could still kill a man with a solid blow to the head. I just don't think he can realistically go more than 3 rounds without getting gassed, Seagal's best bet would be to run away.

I doubt Seagal can even run these days.
legacyzero
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(10-05-2017, 08:32 PM)
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Give me this.

GIVE ME THIS.
MsKrisp
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(10-05-2017, 08:32 PM)
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Seagal about to get grilled
Kayhan
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(10-05-2017, 08:32 PM)

Originally Posted by Sho_Nuff82

I'm pretty sure George could still kill a man with a solid blow to the head. I just don't think he can realistically go more than 3 rounds without getting gassed, Seagal's best bet would be to run away.

Seagal.....running.......?
Oblivion
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(10-05-2017, 08:33 PM)
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I'm pretty surprised about this. I thought Foreman was the kind of person that would agree with Seagal on the kneeling issue.
wild wild rice
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(10-05-2017, 08:33 PM)
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Get em George
Syder
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(10-05-2017, 08:34 PM)
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Seagal is a Trump supporting hasbeen that's an 'expert' in a bullshit martial art, I'd love to see him KO'd
Neverfade
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(10-05-2017, 08:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sephzilla

gassed.
jombag
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(10-05-2017, 08:34 PM)
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I dunno man. I mean how old is George? pushing 70?
Slime
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(10-05-2017, 08:35 PM)
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Would be great to see Foreman KO both Seagal and Norris.
old manatee
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(10-05-2017, 08:35 PM)
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Seagal couldn't go 10 rounds with a hammock.
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(10-05-2017, 08:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kayhan

Seagal.....running.......?

maybe he can dance away
brawly
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(10-05-2017, 08:36 PM)
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Do you have a death wish, George?
Transistor
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(10-05-2017, 08:36 PM)
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This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.
Arkeband
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(10-05-2017, 08:36 PM)
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While Foreman was studying the fist, Seagal studied the (movie) Blade.
NealMcCauley
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(10-05-2017, 08:36 PM)
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Originally Posted by jombag

I dunno man. I mean how old is George? pushing 70?

68 vs Seagal's 65.
Kinyou
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(10-05-2017, 08:36 PM)
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Two 60+ guys boxing?

We already had that movie

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(10-05-2017, 08:36 PM)
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They should fight in a giant foreman grill with a little tray at the end to collect all the juices.
mjc
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(10-05-2017, 08:36 PM)
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A true matchup of American willpower versus Russian fattening.
bryanee
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(10-05-2017, 08:38 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kayhan

Seagal.....running.......?

Stinkles
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(10-05-2017, 08:38 PM)
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What if Seagal hits him in the grill?
Reg
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(10-05-2017, 08:38 PM)
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Make no mistake, Foreman's power is still there.
Struct09
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(10-05-2017, 08:39 PM)
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Could literally be a fight to the death
OG Shaka Zulu
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(10-05-2017, 08:39 PM)
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What sparked this beef?
sixteen-bit
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(10-05-2017, 08:39 PM)

Originally Posted by Struct09

Could literally be a fight to the death

I know, right?
Sephzilla
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(10-05-2017, 08:39 PM)
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Originally Posted by bryanee

Does Seagal have perpetually shattered wrists?

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