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Baraka Obama
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(10-05-2017, 06:54 PM)
Last night I fell asleep with a bowl of rice pudding and when I woke up it spilled all over my bed and myself.

I eat apple cores

I smell my farts sometimes

I saw a tourist get held up with a gun infront of a kfc and a police station. The guy with the gun got away too.
theifofdreams
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(10-05-2017, 06:54 PM)

Originally Posted by civilstrife

I can crack my sternum the way people crack their knuckles.


Holy shit I do this too, and it feels so good!
Fancyarcher
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(10-05-2017, 06:56 PM)
I like to create specific lists and have a knack for movie knowledge, I guess.
Baraka Obama
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(10-05-2017, 06:56 PM)

Originally Posted by PSqueak

-My left pinky finger is crooked and i have absolutely no idea how that happened

-At age 8 i was hit by a car while i was skipping school to go to the arcades, this didn't do anything to dampen my love for videogames

-In jr high school i beat a bully so hard, his parents ended up suing me, to be fair i did warn him that if he didn't stop teasing me i'd break his face.

-[warning, gross] when i was like 5 and my nose got runny, i had no problem licking the leakage off my up face, this led me to taste my own blood one time when i was bleeding from my nose and i didn't notice.

-[warning, really gross!]Despite being out of shape Im still flexible enough to suck my own dick

Wow
Khalifa Jayy
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(10-05-2017, 06:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by Jmille99

I love the smell of gasoline.

Originally Posted by stuminus3

I have no sense of smell.

well done.
Timeaisis
(10-05-2017, 06:57 PM)
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- My left index finger is crooked on account of it being broken as a kid and never healing properly.
- I'm red-green color blind.
- I have a titanium rod fused to my spine.
- Onions are my favorite food.

That's all I got.
PSqueak
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(10-05-2017, 06:57 PM)

Originally Posted by Earthbound64


And you know this why?...

Originally Posted by Acorn

This thread is now about this.


Well, since i was a kid i was really flexible, when i was 10 one of my party tricks was making myself into a human knot with my leg far behind my back.

When i was a teenager after, ahem, consuming some porn and taking a shower i began wondering if i could given my flexibility, turned out i indeed could.

From time to time i check out if i still can.

Don't judge me.
thechristoph
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(10-05-2017, 06:58 PM)
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My grade school bully took things a little too far one time and attacked me with a machete.
taybul
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(10-05-2017, 06:59 PM)
I can bend my pinky without moving my ring finger only on my left hand.
UpDownLeftRight
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(10-05-2017, 07:01 PM)
I lived nearby Cladia Schiffer's house and wedding location. When she got married the media descended and I decided to go check it out. All the media were stacked out the front wondering where all the celebs were. I took a walked over a field round to the back and saw Madonna heading in, plus someone who looked like Elton John, possibly was him.

Went back after and told the media and as a result most of them then missed Schiffer and Vaughn leaving through the front.

It was kind of satisfying outdoing the paparazzi as a 14 yr old kid and then proceeding to screw them over while gloating lol. I also got a wave from Madonna since
I was just a kid on a public footpath.

The media did get some shots as I think some were allowed on grounds but so many vultures left empty handed too.
Queen Vulpix
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(10-05-2017, 07:01 PM)
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Iím the reason dinosaurs are extinct! Theyíve all been turned into Dino fun nuggets to feed my never ending craving for them!

In boring facts Iím an extreme klutz and seem to accidentally hurt myself multiple times daily in many ways and usually in the most improbable ways too and just add to my ever growing bruises >_<
Santiako
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(10-05-2017, 07:05 PM)
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I don't like to listen to music. I prefer to listen to podcasts/audiobooks when doing stuff.

Like, the concept of just sitting down to listen to music is completely alien to me.
Poppy
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(10-05-2017, 07:05 PM)
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i'm really a flower
Waddle Dee
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(10-05-2017, 07:08 PM)
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I can recite all the lyrics to the Knuckles rap songs from Sonic Adventure 2 by memory.

Originally Posted by PSqueak

Don't judge me.

Way too late to be saying that.

People gonna be judging me, most likely
Peltz
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(10-05-2017, 07:09 PM)
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I became super flexible from doing a lot of yoga over the past year or so.

I recently became vegan.... (It's still strange to type that considering how much I loved eating steak, fish and chicken until recently)

I still play old games on multiple CRTs I've collected.

Pee Wee's Playhouse used to scare me as a kid.... and it still scares me as an adult.
Demacabre
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(10-05-2017, 07:10 PM)
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For all the legit professional art and work I have done for big projects....

The one that got the most views and went viral was a spoof viagra ad I did for fun and a joke based on the movie Dune.

Reason? George Takei loved it and shared it across his social media network.

Yep. So my lasting accomplishment as of now is a spoof Dune Viagra ad.
Earthbound64
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(10-05-2017, 07:11 PM)
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Originally Posted by PSqueak

after, ahem, consuming some porn

"consuming" some porn?


Originally Posted by PSqueak

From time to time i check out if i still can.

Don't judge me.

Too late...
Leynos
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(10-05-2017, 07:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by thechristoph

My grade school bully took things a little too far one time and attacked me with a machete.

Oh, that reminds me. In elementary school, one of the students slashed my face using an obsidian arrowhead. One of the teachers bought some of the students the arrowheads on a fieldtrip we took to a Native American history center. When we got back to class, one of the students asked, "Hey, Leynos. Does this hurt?" and slashed my cheek. It split open, and blood poured out. The poor teacher freaked out as I bled over everything. There is a scar, but since obsidian is sharper than surgical steel, it is very faint. I think that he received detention. I don't know if anything happened to the teacher for buying students extremely sharp blades, but seeing as how this was the '80s, I doubt much of anything did.

And to answer his question - no, not much. Obsidian is very sharp, and the wound very clean.
CoolestSpot
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(10-05-2017, 07:14 PM)
Because I'm such a reasonable and well adjusted human being, whose reached a certain point of maturity in my life, I have made it a habit to send this video to every partner after a break-up.

https://youtu.be/xghYihKX9Es

I once stole all of Denzel Washington's snacks from his private food table without realizing who it was for.

I once yelled at Vin Disel for hogging up a bathroom's single stall when, once again, I had no idea it was him.
DrFunk
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(10-05-2017, 07:15 PM)
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- I have a super deep voice
- I have a birthmark on my right thigh
- I love spicy food
SillyEskimo
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(10-05-2017, 07:17 PM)
Never broken a bone or needed stitches in my entire life thus far.

I took my first drink of alcohol on my 40th birthday to celebrate my 10th wedding anniversary.

I once had 16 orgasams in a single day with my first girlfriend when I was 15. I tried again with a different girl during my mid 20ís, hit 8 and thought I was going to die. I could probably do 6 now in my mid 40ís.

My father left my mother when I was a baby for a black transvestite.

I only met my father once in my life, at my grandmotherís funeral. He was let out of prison for the funeral, had 2 armed guards, was in wrist/ankle cuffs, and was wearing a canary yellow tuxedo that was obviously all the prison had on hand.
afroguy10
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(10-05-2017, 07:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by Count Dookkake

I'm in pretty much every documentary about John Wayne Gacy.

Man, the Roger Ebert one was cool but I kinda want to know about this...

I don't really have many fun facts, I had sex with an ex in a field surrounded by armed police once, it made it more exciting.
Like the hat?
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(10-05-2017, 07:20 PM)
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One of my favorite snacks is saltine crackers and yellow mustard
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(10-05-2017, 07:20 PM)

Originally Posted by theifofdreams

Holy shit I do this too, and it feels so good!

I do also, but I think it's so annoying. Especially when I can feel it needs to be popped, but won't and I have to contort my body in weird ways to get it to pop.
Stabby McSter
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(10-05-2017, 07:21 PM)
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i tell people i love hentai when i really don't
Snowybreak
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(10-05-2017, 07:22 PM)
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Originally Posted by DrKelpo

tell us

I'm just hoping I haven't posted my last name somewhere on GAF, but honestly there's very little to find out even if you had my whole name.

It's Neuen.
Cherubimon142
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(10-05-2017, 07:23 PM)
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My first and last name starts with B & S respectively, so I can say that I'm 100% BS
Poppy
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(10-05-2017, 07:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by Snowybreak

I'm just hoping I haven't posted my last name somewhere on GAF, but honestly there's very little to find out even if you had my whole name.

It's Neuen.

is that pronounced like noyin

do people ever say YOU'RE A-NEUEN ME
the210
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(10-05-2017, 07:24 PM)
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As a kid I loved to eat cigarette ashes.

In 1st or 2nd grade a girl (Lupe) stabbed my in the back of the head with a Pencil.

I won an OG Xbox from taco bell as an alternate.
Vincent Grayson
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(10-05-2017, 07:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by GameAddict411

You should at least try dating a guy once or twice. Not everyone is a dick. I know you will never go back(I am gay :-P) lol.

Well, I'm in a poly marriage, so it'd be a secondary relationship at best. We'll see if I ever meet the right dude.
CitizenCope
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(10-05-2017, 07:24 PM)
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My wife does all the killing of spiders in the house. Oh me!! I hate spiders!
ElectricBlanketFire
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(10-05-2017, 07:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by the210

As a kid I loved to eat cigarette ashes.

wat
hivsteak
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(10-05-2017, 07:25 PM)
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My elbows hyperextend and my shoulder blades can pop out like wings. Fun to surprise and disgust new people with it.
Snowybreak
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(10-05-2017, 07:25 PM)
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Originally Posted by Poppy

is that pronounced like noyin

do people ever say YOU'RE A-NEUEN ME

Actually it's pronounced NOO-en. But I did have a teacher that pronounced it like that, and he totally would make a-noyin jokes.
Poppy
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(10-05-2017, 07:27 PM)
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Originally Posted by Snowybreak

Actually it's pronounced NOO-en. But I did have a teacher that pronounced it like that, and he totally would make a-noyin jokes.

i like it
Commander Jameson
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(10-05-2017, 07:27 PM)
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I had my first date when I was 41. In a foreign country. In a new city. Also, I met Ron Jeremy (friend of the person I had the date with).
TheLostBigBoss
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(10-05-2017, 07:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by PSqueak

Well, since i was a kid i was really flexible, when i was 10 one of my party tricks was making myself into a human knot with my leg far behind my back.

When i was a teenager after, ahem, consuming some porn and taking a shower i began wondering if i could given my flexibility, turned out i indeed could.

From time to time i check out if i still can.

Don't judge me.

I'm gonna need video evidence in my PM box to see if this is true
Patrick Bateman
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(10-05-2017, 07:30 PM)
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I drunkenly trash talked about Maradonna on German public TV.
shnurgleton
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(10-05-2017, 07:32 PM)
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When I was younger, I used to have extremely vivid dreams about being able to fly, but sort of like Kirby, where I can continue sucking in air and sort of hold it in to float in the air. It was like swimming. I clearly remember drifting up to touch the tops of lampposts and standing on top of houses.

Also I ate a lot of paper as a kid. Crayon paper tastes weird
18-Volt
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(10-05-2017, 07:37 PM)
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- My family once owned the tomb of St John the Apostle.
- I have a cat whose great-great-grandfather is still alive.
- I'm extremely pyrophobic. Like, I get really terrified when I'm around fire. And that means no weed or cigarettes for me.
Alexlf
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(10-05-2017, 07:40 PM)
I can point my eyes in 2 different directions.
LordPezix
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(10-05-2017, 07:41 PM)
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I broke my femur bone while running for the ice cream truck with my best friend at the age of 4.

I pierced my left eye on hay missing my pupil by .02 cm by tripping over a gopher hole while I was chasing butterflies with a net at the age of 6.

I lost my virginity at the age of 15.

I blew up my Photography and Video teachers mail box with homemade explosives when I was 17.

I've been stabbed in the stomach during a fight at the age of 18.

I've been to every state in the USA besides Alaska and Hawaii.

I dated five women at once (shit was exhausting).

I don't own a gun.

I am vegan.
PInk Tape
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(10-05-2017, 07:42 PM)
I've never met someone off the bat who can spell my first name correctly without me having to correct them. It's not a unique name but it's uniquely spelled.

In school I was stuck with my name having to be misspelled on some stuff because it wasn't important enough to warrant a correction. For important stuff, I'd totally correct them but for stuff like bathroom passes I wouldn't.
crimzonflame
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(10-05-2017, 07:44 PM)
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I like posting and discussing video games on a video game based forum but I do not actually play video games.
BobTheFork
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(10-05-2017, 07:44 PM)
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I never had any wisdom teeth, but did have 3 extra K9 teeth all stacked above one socket.

When they cut them out, it took 3 years for the actual permanent K9 to finally grow in.
Baraka Obama
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(10-05-2017, 07:47 PM)

Originally Posted by SillyEskimo

Never broken a bone or needed stitches in my entire life thus far.

I took my first drink of alcohol on my 40th birthday to celebrate my 10th wedding anniversary.

I once had 16 orgasams in a single day with my first girlfriend when I was 15. I tried again with a different girl during my mid 20ís, hit 8 and thought I was going to die. I could probably do 6 now in my mid 40ís.

My father left my mother when I was a baby for a black transvestite.

I only met my father once in my life, at my grandmotherís funeral. He was let out of prison for the funeral, had 2 armed guards, was in wrist/ankle cuffs, and was wearing a canary yellow tuxedo that was obviously all the prison had on hand.

you should probably rephrase that buddy
liquidtmd
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(10-05-2017, 07:51 PM)

Originally Posted by crimzonflame

I like posting and discussing video games on a video game based forum but I do not actually play video games.

Bet you are far from alone there

Timewise these days my ratio is 65% posting, 35% gaming.

In my youth I would have been 100% gaming
Brawndo Addict
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(10-05-2017, 07:52 PM)
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Bartholomew
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(10-05-2017, 07:54 PM)
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Both my thumbs and elbows are double jointed.

99% of the time it makes no difference whatsoever but the thumb on my dominant can swing back and forth like a hinge at this point. It makes writing for long periods a pain and it makes QTE's in videogames a disaster because I have very little resistance in it.
peteykirch
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(10-05-2017, 07:55 PM)
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I have two different colored eyes

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