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RMI
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(10-04-2017, 05:03 PM)
if it's frozen into like a slice then how do you get it onto both slices to keep the jam/jelly from fucking up your bread?

this seems like a bad idea.
Phu
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(10-04-2017, 05:04 PM)
I liked how she said freezing the peanut butter avoided making a mess and then misses the bread when waving around the honey wand.
Jesus Carbomb
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(10-04-2017, 05:04 PM)
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PB&J should be on toast anyway. No tearing and it taste better. Come at me bros.
itwasTuesday
He wasn't alone.
(10-04-2017, 05:05 PM)
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Hey guys, this is my posties.

I prepare my posties in a .txties fileies the nightsies beforesies.

saves mes so many timesies


I do like how she has a drink in her hand in the beginning when explaining the whole process.
The Albatross
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(10-04-2017, 05:05 PM)
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DOLLOPIES

Hopefully she doesn't actually do this and is just making YouTube videos for money, because it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

Originally Posted by djkimothy

It's amazing it's still banned in schools. How do parents afford to feed their children. It's a cheap and easy lunch.

Originally Posted by facelike

PB & J banned?

Some schools banned PB because of the rise in peanut butter allergies, but very, very few, probably less than 1% or maybe even less than 1/10 of 1%. But for every 1/100 schools that banned peanut butter, they got a ton of media attention, blowback, and/or recognition, so it led to the perception that this was common. For the most part, medical science has gone in the opposite direction and it's found that:

a) Banning peanut butter from schools does not result in less occurrences of anaphalaxis
b) Banning peanut butter results in more peanut butter allergies requiring Epipens

So, since at least 2011, schools are encouraged not to ban potentially allergens

But back in the mid-2000s to early 2010s, it was a fad especially in well-to-do school systems like where this #mamaHacker probably sends her kids.
NealMcCauley
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(10-04-2017, 05:05 PM)
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The kids don't seem to be into it.
The Kree
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(10-04-2017, 05:06 PM)
Need to lose 15 pounds in a hurry? Try cutting off both of your arms.
otapnam
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(10-04-2017, 05:06 PM)
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Natural peanut butter is pretty easy to spread maybe you don't buy the kind that's legit paste?
M52B28
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(10-04-2017, 05:06 PM)
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White people.
Hollywood Duo
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(10-04-2017, 05:06 PM)
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Man she must go through a shit load of parchment paper. What a waste.
Keasar
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(10-04-2017, 05:07 PM)
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Bread rips?
Easier to prepare then just spread the damn thing on?

Lady is this you?
Earthbound64
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(10-04-2017, 05:07 PM)
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LIFEHACK!
HACK UR LIFE!
#LIFEHACK #HACK #!!!

Geeze.
old manatee
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(10-04-2017, 05:07 PM)
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Frozen pb and jelly would probably take longer to make the bread soggy.
Oxn
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(10-04-2017, 05:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by The Kree

Need to lose 15 pounds in a hurry? Try cutting off both of your arms.

Now thats a real hack
OnPoint
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(10-04-2017, 05:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by xxracerxx

She is insufferable.

I had the same thought. Don't know why but I immediately despised her haha
louiedog
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(10-04-2017, 05:08 PM)
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It sounds like she's A) using shitty grocery store shelf bread that's all air and B) maybe putting her peanut butter in the coldest part of her fridge which is making it hard. She created a solution to a problem that she also created. I don't have issues with my peanut butter tearing the bread. If I did, I wouldn't go about fixing it with a huge waste of time.
Alcotholic
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(10-04-2017, 05:09 PM)
Foodnetwerk.jpg

I bet her freezer is filled with slices of pb spread. When the kids get older, the freezer will contain only these slices, meanwhile their mother obsessively makes more hoping that it will catch on. Her children will tell her its a fucking dumb idea, "let it go, mom."
Apple Turnover
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(10-04-2017, 05:09 PM)

Originally Posted by Sulik2

The biggest crime here is she is using creamy peanut butter instead of the far superior chunky.

Haven't watched the video yet, but she uses smooth and claims it rips the bread? What? Only time I've ever ripped bread with peanut butter is with inferior chunky peanut butter.
Valtýr
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(10-04-2017, 05:09 PM)
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I pulled the video up with the sound off and honestly for all I know this could be a The Katering Show episode. It looks like a parody.
Anno
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(10-04-2017, 05:10 PM)
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Have a family friend who only has one arm who I think I'll send this too. He always talks about being able to get used to doing a lot of stuff with just one arm - hell he's still a pretty decent golfer - but spreading peanut butter has always been an annoyance.
cubicle47b
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(10-04-2017, 05:10 PM)
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I've never had a problem with bread ripping when making a peanut butter sandwich.
Guevara
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(10-04-2017, 05:11 PM)
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buy better bread
thesoapster
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(10-04-2017, 05:11 PM)
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I lost it at about :55 after she goes, "it's frozen, AAGGGHH!!!"

This is beyond stupid. Wonder what she was drinking at the beginning.
Nowise10
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(10-04-2017, 05:12 PM)
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just keep your bread in the freezer so when you make sandwhiches you can put on the condiments without it ripping straight through the bread, its what i do, it also keeps your sandwhiches cold
backflip10019
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(10-04-2017, 05:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by Alcotholic

Foodnetwerk.jpg

I bet her freezer is filled with slices of pb spread. When the kids get older, the freezer will contain only these slices, meanwhile their mother obsessively makes more hoping that it will catch on. Her children will tell her its a fucking dumb idea, "let it go, mom."

Need to whip up lunch in a hurry? Put a schmear of peanut butter in the freezer and eat the peanut butter out of the freezer like a animal you piece of shit
Basoes
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(10-04-2017, 05:12 PM)

Originally Posted by PlayALLtheGames

What's wrong with her mouth/face?

peanut butter on the gums
louiedog
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(10-04-2017, 05:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by thesoapster

I lost it at about :55 after she goes, "it's frozen, AAGGGHH!!!"

This is beyond stupid. Wonder what she was drinking at the beginning.

Well, this is the kind of dumb, useless trick I used to expect from Sandra Lee. If this woman is filling that hole for the network than she's probably drinking something because Lee always was.
balladofwindfishes
(10-04-2017, 05:13 PM)
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Originally Posted by louiedog

It sounds like she's A) using shitty grocery store shelf bread that's all air and B) maybe putting her peanut butter in the coldest part of her fridge which is making it hard. She created a solution to a problem that she also created. I don't have issues with my peanut butter tearing the bread. If I did, I wouldn't go about fixing it with a huge waste of time.

Why is your peanut butter in the fridge?
Jarrod38
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(10-04-2017, 05:13 PM)
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Now it can go with my pudding skins.
mackattk
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(10-04-2017, 05:13 PM)
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Spend a few seconds spreading peanut butter, immediately clean knife.. got your sandwich prepared and everything clean and like new within a minute.

Or spend 10-15 minutes spreading peanut butter on parchment paper, clean your knife, freeze it, wait a few hours, fuck up your kitchen shears with frozen peanut butter, lay the peanut butter down on the bread, wait for it to get to room temperature and finally eat it.

Why waste all the time and energy? Why create so much waste with parchment paper? If you are having so much of an issue with bread tearing, don't use stale bread or don't buy the cheapest dollar loaves. Even if it does tear who really cares? Sandwich would still be edible and slightly messy..
broncobuster
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(10-04-2017, 05:13 PM)
Finally something to complement ice cream soup.
louiedog
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(10-04-2017, 05:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by balladofwindfishes

Why is your peanut butter in the fridge?

Because I don't feel like stirring the oil back into it every single time I want peanut butter. The packaging also instructs me to keep it there.
itwasTuesday
He wasn't alone.
(10-04-2017, 05:14 PM)
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I have ripped the bread before, but that usually only happens with a combination of organic natural peanut butter and dollar general white bread.
And making multiple sandwichies in a hurries can add to that.ies.
The Abominable Snowman
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(10-04-2017, 05:15 PM)
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Use a wide mouth cake froster funnel like this and use a rubber spatula to scoop your peanut butter in it. Bonus - you can keep it in it.

Teh Lurv
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(10-04-2017, 05:15 PM)
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I won't lie: When I clicked on this thread I was half-expecting someone came up with a $400 machine to make PB&J sandwiches.
Chmpocalypse
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(10-04-2017, 05:15 PM)
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Originally Posted by djkimothy

It's amazing it's still banned in schools. How do parents afford to feed their children. It's a cheap and easy lunch.

It's almost like some students have a deadly allergy or something.
Earthbound64
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(10-04-2017, 05:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by Teh Lurv

I won't lie: When I clicked on this thread I was half-expecting someone came up with a $400 machine to make PB&J sandwiches.

...
I'll be right back...
MonorailCat
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(10-04-2017, 05:16 PM)
"Video is not available in your country"

damn, I will never learn how to make a peanut butter sandwich ..
perfectchaos007
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(10-04-2017, 05:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by The Albatross

DOLLOPIES

Hopefully she doesn't actually do this and is just making YouTube videos for money, because it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen.





Some schools banned PB because of the rise in peanut butter allergies, but very, very few, probably less than 1% or maybe even less than 1/10 of 1%. But for every 1/100 schools that banned peanut butter, they got a ton of media attention, blowback, and/or recognition, so it led to the perception that this was common. For the most part, medical science has gone in the opposite direction and it's found that:

a) Banning peanut butter from schools does not result in less occurrences of anaphalaxis
b) Banning peanut butter results in more peanut butter allergies requiring Epipens

So, since at least 2011, schools are encouraged not to ban potentially allergens

But back in the mid-2000s to early 2010s, it was a fad especially in well-to-do school systems like where this #mamaHacker probably sends her kids.

My local HS banned any nut products on campus. I think its more than 1% if my HS banned it. I live in a very conservative community
Dandy Lyin
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(10-04-2017, 05:17 PM)
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I just load my peanut butter into a calking gun and shoot it onto the bread. #lifehack
Drifters
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(10-04-2017, 05:18 PM)
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I literally want that 90 seconds of my life back.
SafeinSound
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(10-04-2017, 05:21 PM)
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If you rip the bread while making a pb and j you should just stop right there and think about your life.
harSon
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(10-04-2017, 05:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by djkimothy

It's amazing it's still banned in schools. How do parents afford to feed their children. It's a cheap and easy lunch.

I would have done unspeakable things to get PB&J sandwiches for school lunch growing up.
vio
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(10-04-2017, 05:22 PM)
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CloudWolf
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(10-04-2017, 05:23 PM)
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Genius
TyrantII
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(10-04-2017, 05:24 PM)
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Soggy, cold PBJ. Yum.
Oxn
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(10-04-2017, 05:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by harSon

I would have done unspeakable things to get PB&J sandwiches for school lunch growing up.

Damn i can have one for breakfast or a snack but pb for lunch is just not enough
Teh Lurv
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(10-04-2017, 05:24 PM)
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Originally Posted by MonorailCat

"Video is not available in your country"

damn, I will never learn how to make a peanut butter sandwich ..

America will never relinquish our superior PB&J making capability!
SafeinSound
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(10-04-2017, 05:25 PM)
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Also wanna just add I am eating a non ripped pb and j that took me less time to make than this crazy ladies idea.
cartographer
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(10-04-2017, 05:26 PM)

Originally Posted by BlackGoku03

Or....... mix the jelly and peanut butter together then spread. This problem was figured out years ago lol.

This is as bad as the OP tbh.

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